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When a guy gets told "You are the type of guy a girl would want to marry...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AroundTheWorld, Jul 23, 2003.

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  1. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Member

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    ...but not really the type to have an affair with"...what does it REALLY mean?

    a) You are ugly.
    b) You are/will be rich.
    c) Both of the above.
    d) None of the above, BUT...[fill in blank]
     
    #1 AroundTheWorld, Jul 23, 2003
  2. coma

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    d) I'm young and want excitement and adventure in my life. You are a stable provider that isn't spontaneous enough for me.
     
    #2 coma, Jul 23, 2003
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    You are a nice guy (not crazy or fun enough for now)... but you are good looking and have money.
     
    #3 Mr. Clutch, Jul 23, 2003
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    e) I won't let you do me in the pooper
     
    #4 Buck Turgidson, Jul 23, 2003
  5. JuanValdez

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    Is there a story behind this thread?
     
    #5 JuanValdez, Jul 23, 2003
  6. AroundTheWorld

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    Not really. Just being curious.
     
    #6 AroundTheWorld, Jul 23, 2003
  7. drapg

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    You are level-headed, reasonable, nice, well-mannered, and sensitive. You're no fun! :p
     
    #7 drapg, Jul 23, 2003
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm a bimbo with no self esteem and I deserve someone who will treat me like dog poo. You're too nice.
     
    #8 ima_drummer2k, Jul 23, 2003
  9. Dubious

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    Ed Zachary!
     
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  10. fadeaway

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    Exactly.
     
    #10 fadeaway, Jul 23, 2003
  11. BiGGieStuFF

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    d) You're not the type of guy I would imagine having wild and crazy sex with at any place at any time. When I feel the urge to have sex in the same bed with the same person for over an extended period of time, I'll give you a call.

    Cliff Notes: I'm a slut!!
     
    #11 BiGGieStuFF, Jul 23, 2003
  12. Mrs. JB

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    Bingo!!! That's exactly what it means. You marry good boys. You have affairs with bad boys.

    If she says you're not the type to have an affair with, it means she can't picture you tying her to the bed and licking whipped cream off her naughty parts.
     
    #12 Mrs. JB, Jul 23, 2003
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    E) You aren't getting laid by me. I'm going to chase after my bad boyfriend for three years, get used, and then get dumped, and regret the rest of my life that I did not marry you.
     
    #13 PhiSlammaJamma, Jul 23, 2003
  14. Lil Pun

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    You own a Porshe and have a 3 inch penis.
     
    #14 Lil Pun, Jul 23, 2003
  15. fadeaway

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    Whipped cream? To hell with that. Molasses is where it's at, baby. ;)
     
    #15 fadeaway, Jul 23, 2003
  16. Ace

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    Chiles, how did you think of this topic?! Anyway, I think it could be anything. She probably doesn't want to corrupt you and doesn't feel you sre exciting... a combination.
     
    #16 Ace, Jul 23, 2003
  17. Mrs. JB

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    I assumed Canadians would prefer maple syrup.
     
    #17 Mrs. JB, Jul 23, 2003
  18. fadeaway

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    True, but I'm a Newfoundlander first and we dig the lassy. :cool:
     
    #18 fadeaway, Jul 23, 2003
  19. Buck Turgidson

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    Resisting urge to post rehash of Chris Rock joke...
     
    #19 Buck Turgidson, Jul 23, 2003
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    Teacher: Billy you got a D on your test

    Billy: No! Please don't send me to the tossed salad man! I don't wanna toss salads! I'ma learn to read! Please don't send me to the tossed salad man! No!
     
    #20 London'sBurning, Jul 23, 2003
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