k, for those who don't know, i work in a pharmacy. so today, my ex-girl came in with her boyfriend to buy plan B out of all things. as a pharmacy intern, i had to counsel her blah blah blah. let's just say that was very awkward for BOTH of us. i knew she was blushing like crazy, and i'm sweatin' like a fool on the inside. what made it awkward was that the boyfriend was someone she dated before, broke up, then dated me, then broke up with me, and gotten back with him. the reason we broke up is b/c of long distance relationship and trust issues. i knew she cheated on me w/ him so we broke up on bad terms and haven't seen her since. that was an awkward 2 mins of the day.
One time I was hosting a Klan meeting, and my best friend's stepdad (who is a black person) came by to bring back a movie he borrowed. Talk about awkward. There was a p*rn movie in the DVD case instead. God, how do you even let somebody know about that?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. That is downright hilarious. So was every meeting with him afterwards awkward as well?
in 7th grade I farted during band practice when it was completely silent (talk about bad timing) and EVERYONE near me knew it was me than stared at me and I tried to play it off but I was sooo freakin embarrassed...was sooo awkward. THENN everyone in the band hall was laughing their asses off for 5 min and wasted 5 min of class time haha.
farted in the seminary chapel during reflection time while everyone on their knees. awkward moment for a few seconds until everyone followed suit. and the place turned into hell. must be our dinner cuz everyone rushed into the dorm to unload.
My girlfriend made a new thread on Clutchfans after I accidentally left my account logged in on her computer. Now everyone is making fun of it and I'm afraid to respond because it's kind of embarrassing.
When I was a senior in high school, I had a friend that I had a thing for. I had a girlfriend and she had a dude, but towards the end of the year we were both single. I invited her over to watch a movie and everything was going well. I felt like the vibes were there all night and I needed to make a move or regret it later. So the moment came, we were sitting there and our eyes met. That was it. I went in for the kiss and.......................she turned away. Oh my God was I embarassed. She got up and went to the restroom, I wanted to be anywhere, but there. Unfortunately I had nowhere to go. In the end it worked out. She came back and we ended up hooking up, but at that one moment I have never been more embarassed. Had she not come back, I could have been traumatized forever.
Paging Mazyar... Paging Gayzar... One time, I was taking a dump at a friends house and the toilet was broken as he forgot to tell me, and let's just say there was seepage .
I have two... 1. Freshman year of college. I had been hanging out with a girl a lot, and plenty of times it involved laying on the couch together, holding hands, etc. Well, we went to see Borat together in the movie theater, and I put out my hand for her to hold (as we had multiple times before.) For some reason, she grabbed my hand, and placed it back in my lap. That was a very long and awkward hour and a half. 2. Just this year on my 21st birthday party. I didn't really drink before I turned 21, so I asked the girl I was currently seeing (we'll call her Girl A) to kinda keep an eye out for me and make sure I don't go overboard. Girl B was who I dated the summer before, and we called things off mainly because the distance caused by me going back to school was too much. (I am back with Girl B now, but that's besides the point.) Apparently I called 'A' by B's name multiple times throughout the night. Things like: "Thanks 'B' for taking care of me tonight" and telling my friends to listen to 'B' because she is the one taking care of me.
was once visiting cousins in ohio. they took me to my cousin's cheerleader end-of-season type celebration out at one of the girl's farm, all very cute girls that were my age (about 14). after playing basketball (in a barn) for about an hour, we preceded to eat hot dogs and other grilled stuff. i helped myself to about 10 hot dogs in as many minutes, and needless to say it caught up with me. the problem, they locked the house as to keep the party-goers outside and to not dirty their residence. but this package was coming whether i liked it or not. i had to climb in through a window, and finally found a bathroom, and did my thing. i thought i was golden. i flush, it clogs. the dog goes apesh!t. i try to get back outside as fast and quietly as possible. the dog basically mauls me as i throw myself out the window, only to get up to see the entire party looking at me. i had to explain not only breaking into their house, but they seemed peeved that i upset the dog or something (even though i was seriously violated by that mutt). then, they realized what i had done. worse, they didn't have a plunger. who doesn't have a plunger? being the middle of nowhere bumfXck ohio, the dad has to drive 40 minutes roundtrip to wally world and buy one, while i sit and wait with my audience. that was the day the party died for me.
