What's the worst thing you have ever done while drunk?

"Lardlad" groping an overweight stripper? Who would've thunk it?

 

your mom.

 

I drove drunk a couple years ago (just once). Nothing bad happened, I made it home without any major incident to speak of, but it's something I still feel pretty lousy about when I think back on it.

I'm sure I've said some terrible things when I've been hammered, but I've said some pretty terrible things sober too, so I'd say driving is the only thing that really comes to mind.

 

Who would of thunk that too!

 

I was an evil youngster when I was younger and did a lot of stupid things. The dumbest however would be when I went down to Hobart(the city aussie rocket is from) for AFL Grand Final day at a friends... I started drinking on the way down(2 hour drive, I wasn't driving) and by the late afternoon I was not quite myself and we were kicking the football which went down a rocky hill, I went down to get it, fell over and cut my leg pretty bad....anyways being well and truly drunk I got up and went inside, did not even bother to clean the wound which was pissing out blood and just wrapped it up with a couple of bandages and proceeded to go out on the town....whether from blood loss, too much alcohol or a combination of them both I passed out and woke up the next morning in the hospital...with two unhappy parents who had to drive down during the night. I got a nice kick up the ass to say the least!

 

fixed.

It's ok. as long as you wake up and have all your digits and your wallet, it's all good.

 

I got kicked out of the Crazy Horse, fought 4 HPD officers, and woke up in my bed with minor injuries, but yet no shoes???

 

voted republican

 

A few of my friends and I almost got shot while chilling at these females house. Guy pulls up and starts shooting his pistol through the house. He ran out of bullets and we charged him up, luckily no one was hurt but I was "outta there" the whole time.

 

I once stole a huge box of doorknobs and deadbolts that I thought were boxes of lightbulbs. We then threw them into the pool at our apartment complex. I also stole all 15 balls off a pool table in a bar. I also stole someone's patio umbrella(roomates threw it into the pool). I took a piss on a brand new apartment's floor. I've certainly done more, and perhaps even worse.

 

Walked in on a friend's grandma in the bathroom, lol.

 

Lady Gaga

 

Drive. The combination of drunk and tired, makes driving home at 2 am an adventure ( back when I was young and bullet proof).

 

Um, I don't get drunk that often...the last time I got totally plastered when I didn't remember anything, I made out with an ex of mine at my birthday party. Ugh, I was so stupid because I didn't like him like that anymore. I had to tell him that I didn't want anything with him after he told me. It was so awkward.

 

That's disgusting.

 

I told my future wife on our 3rd date to F-off..we went to a club with friends and I had to many Red Bull and Vodkas so we started playing around and told her to F-Off, she didn't find it funny!!! I normally would have called it a day and moved on but I felt good about this one so I begged all the way to House Of Pies and even might have let a few Crocodile tears slip out ala TO for forgiveness...it worked and still works 3 1/2 years later

 

Sad really what a little booze did to you. Pretty low.

 

I'm made a poll about Fatty that got me ostracized by a bunch of nerds.