i have had a million shi<!><!>t jobs in my life...i mean who's to say which was the worst? Here's my bottom 5: 1. Roofer So yeah, it's the hottest summer in years i'm on the roof of a fu<!><!>cking Jr. High school in Skokie spreading 1000 degree melting stinking tar around for 8 hours straight. i actually passed out from the heat, hit my head and was bleeding pretty bad...i come to to the boss screaming at me to not be such a 'p***y' and to 'get back to work!' 2. Clerk, Chicago Board of Trade This place just oozes evil. Flooded with drugs and slutty girls (not the good kind of slutty either) and the most evil horrible humans you'll ever come across. Every second of every day, in my face I had a screaming crybaby ******* millionaire calling me a fu<!><!>cking dumb ass and threatening to have me killed if I lost him any money. EVERYONE completely coked out of their minds. Almost every weekend a coworker would die of a drug overdose or commit suicide. Working here is pure psychological torture, gives me the heebie jeebies to even think about that place 3. Fed Ex Load these trucks. Move these boxes. Then load more trucks. Hurry the fu<!><!>ck up!! More trucks. More boxes. Then more and more and more....at the end of the week, you are completely busted up bruised, cut up sore as fu<!><!>ck and they hand you your 160 dollar check. I just sat there and stared at it, I had to laugh. The walk into work at Fed Ex in Bedford Park is one of the most depressing things you can imagine. You feel like you are walking into some kind of prison work camp, barbed wire all around, security guards all up and down the fence scoping everyone out. You load so many boxes that when you go home and pass out, you have dreams all night about loading boxes....every single one of your co-workers is a complete moron, they will sing horrible rap lyrics all night long at you even if you tell them to shut the fu<!><!>ck up 50 times...my back is still all fu<!><!>cked up from this stupid fu<!><!>cking job, 10 years ago 4. Porno Video Store Clerk I worked at southwest book and video on Cicero. It seems like it'd be funny at least. It's not, it's disgusting. I had to chase guys out all the time for jerking off in the aisle. 20 drunk ass old men would be lined up at the door when I got there to open up at 8am...people would constantly ask if I had fu<!><!>cked up illegal p*rn 'in the back'. It gets to you after awhile, only dealing with complete scum all day every day 5. Pizza Delivery I got robbed 3 times in 4 months, then my car was stolen from out front of the pizza place when I left it running while I went inside to get another pizza to deliver _________________
wow, you are so cool because you got around the language filters. although, i have to admit, you've had a lot of jobs for a teenager. bravo.
Working in a service bureau in Hollywood that was owned by a pill-popping alcoholic beeeyotch who made everyone work 6 days a week.
I understand, and respectfully disagree. Yes it's a great story, but I would have rather not gone through what I went through in the first place.
Yikes...going through some effort to figure out how to get banned...I see how he did it, but I'm not telling.
