What's the proper way to dispose of old license plates?

You're supposed to give them to college students as "decorations."

 

I actually asked somebody to send me their old license plates from Texas several years ago and they did. I hung them on a wall in a spare bedroom as decor.

 

Hang them on the wall of your garage.

 

That's what I do.

 

That's what I'm going to do after I paint the walls black and purchase a few oompa-loompas.

 

Don't forget the blacklight, the lava lamp, and the felt wall hanging of dogs shooting pool!

 

Check, check, and check.

My garage will be the best one ever.

 

use the power of the lord and tear it apart with your bare hands

 

shredder

 

I am not sure, I just leave them stacked up in gargage, they are not something I would hang up on the walls.

 

I like the velvet Elvis better

 

Donate them to some bank robbers.

 

You could always sharpen the edge and use it as a dust pan for men.

When your wife asks where the dust pan is, you can respond by saying that you only use the man pan.

She will be impressed.

 

I like to throw mine in the mississippi and hope that it ends up in the belly of a tiger shark caught in Nantucket waters.

 

Especially with those sexy old computers you have in there.

 

They are vintage aren't they?

 

I eat mine.