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whats the coolest way to open a beer?

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  1. jaybiddyforeal

    jaybiddyforeal Member

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    i like to be different and need a new party trick so what cool ways do you guys have of opening beer (non twist offs of course). i tried to use another beer but couldnt do it. tried using a piece of paper and wound up losing a pint of blood from a nasty paper cut lol. what other ways are there??? (im not sacrificing my teeth either :grin: )
     
    #1 jaybiddyforeal, Feb 8, 2010
  2. BmwM3

    BmwM3 Member

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    I use either another beer, a spoon, or a cigarette lighter. That's if I'm too lazy to get the beer opener.
     
    #2 BmwM3, Feb 8, 2010
  3. Al Calavicci

    Al Calavicci Contributing Member

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    just go to class and quit with this foolishness
     
    #3 Al Calavicci, Feb 8, 2010
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  4. CoolGuy

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    those damn aggies always use their gay rings...
     
    #4 CoolGuy, Feb 8, 2010
  5. Obito

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    With your teeth.
     
    #5 Obito, Feb 8, 2010
  6. J-Mac

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    Your doing it wrong . . .

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    #6 J-Mac, Feb 8, 2010
  7. PlanetG

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    #7 PlanetG, Feb 8, 2010
  8. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

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    Get one of these and drive it through the top of your beer like a juice pouch.
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    #8 Rashmon, Feb 8, 2010
  9. paulftsk

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    Your pooper. -mazyar
     
    #9 paulftsk, Feb 8, 2010
  10. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    the bottle's already open when your mom gives me the beer.
     
    #10 Rocketman95, Feb 8, 2010
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  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    I open up Coronas with a Bic lighter...kinda cool.
     
    #11 REEKO_HTOWN, Feb 8, 2010
  12. macalu

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    "Babe, beer."
     
    #12 macalu, Feb 8, 2010
  13. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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    "Beer me"
     
    #13 FlyerFanatic, Feb 8, 2010
  14. tmoney1101

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    Open...

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    Crush...

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    Trash...

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    Repeat...

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    #14 tmoney1101, Feb 8, 2010
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  15. Blake

    Blake Member

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    How strange...how...bizarre

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    #15 Blake, Feb 8, 2010
  16. Blurr#7

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    Smash the twist cap into the bar and drink it from what remains of the shattered bottle.
     
    #16 Blurr#7, Feb 8, 2010
  17. DallasThomas

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    Foreskin.
     
    #17 DallasThomas, Feb 8, 2010
  18. MIAGI99

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    these guys seem to found tons of ways:

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    #18 MIAGI99, Feb 8, 2010
  19. tmoney1101

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    A lot of different situations, but they use the same basic technique every time. If you can open a beer with a lighter, you can do it with any hard edge.
     
    #19 tmoney1101, Feb 8, 2010
  20. clutch citizen

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    Upside down and over the sink. Just say no

    Don't do drugs
     
    #20 clutch citizen, Feb 8, 2010
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