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what's the best cockblocker out there?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008.

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  1. nickthejerk

    nickthejerk Member

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    i wanta get my friend real bad, i know its mean and f'd up, but
    he did it to me first.


    any ideas?
     
    #1 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  2. Rockets34Legend

    Rockets34Legend Member

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    Wow, this is going to be a doozy of a thread..... :eek:
     
    #2 Rockets34Legend, Nov 11, 2008
  3. nickthejerk

    nickthejerk Member

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    Ha, in all seriousness, i need ideas
     
    #3 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  4. swilkins

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    Be the bigger man.















    not














    Photochopping is always fun and some here are incredibly scary at it.
     
    #4 swilkins, Nov 11, 2008
  5. nickthejerk

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    i wanta do it in-person,
    infront of his girl.
     
    #5 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    ...too.......many.......one.......liners........got to.......narrow it....down to......


    [​IMG]
     
    #6 ima_drummer2k, Nov 11, 2008
  7. JaWindex

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    Kudos on living up to your moniker.
     
    #7 JaWindex, Nov 11, 2008
  8. nickthejerk

    nickthejerk Member

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    narrow it down? i don't know
    i just want to embarass him.
     
    #8 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  9. nickthejerk

    nickthejerk Member

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    i'm not a BIG jerk,
    i just keep it real
     
    #9 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  10. Lil Pun

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    Start a STD rumor about him on Facebook, MySpace, or the like.
     
    #10 Lil Pun, Nov 11, 2008
  11. Surfguy

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    Don't they sell those at the renaissance festival?
     
    #11 Surfguy, Nov 11, 2008
  12. Uprising

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    Say Something about his STD's. (about his shampoo....or the creme etc.)
     
    #12 Uprising, Nov 11, 2008
  13. moestavern19

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    stick it in your mouth in front of his girl.

    :rolleyes:
     
    #13 moestavern19, Nov 11, 2008
  14. Lady_Di

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    say "you're gonna go home with a cockblocker" to the chick
     
    #14 Lady_Di, Nov 11, 2008
  15. SwoLy-D

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    ^^^ WEAK.

    :rolleyes: He wants to embarrass him, not please him, moes... ;)

    C'mon, people, help out a CF.net brother!!!! :mad:

    How about you post photos of his wife on the Soledad O'Brien thread for all to see??
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Nov 11, 2008
  16. nickthejerk

    nickthejerk Member

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    how about
    "you still need cream for that rash of yours?"

    (infront of his girl ofcourse)
     
    #16 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  17. Royals Ego

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    does your wife know you're here?
     
    #17 Royals Ego, Nov 11, 2008
  18. nickthejerk

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    more like high school girlfriends
     
    #18 nickthejerk, Nov 11, 2008
  19. swilkins

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    Print out the photochop.

    I wouldn't personally dis a guy in front of his girl.

    Did he do that to you?

    I honestly don't think she would be very impressed by it, but it's your thing.
     
    #19 swilkins, Nov 11, 2008
  20. MoBalls

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    If he's smart he'll come back with "I dont know, Do you still need it for your mouth?"
     
    #20 MoBalls, Nov 11, 2008
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