Ok, I guess I'm going to be the first honest one here: 15 years old. Went to watch Predator with a friend. Sat next to a girl I thought was cute. We held hands very slightly during the whole movie (ie. hand next to an armrest, etc. etc.) she slipped me her phone number afterwards. I called her later that night and we had the greatest talk. She seemed awesome. Then I found out that my friend thought she was ugly. Now, I know I should've had the confidence at the time to let that go, but at 15, you reputation is literally everything. That girl probably called well over 20 times. I finally had to have a friend say I died. To this day I regret it. Kids can be real assholes at times.
When I was 12 I landed a girlfriend I had a huge crush on for two years.. It was such an amazing time that I was actually dating a girl I dreamed about. For some reason a few weeks into the relationship I thought my best friend liked her so I told him I was breaking up with her(i dont know why i told him that, I was estatic to be with her).. The next day in school I guess my friend told her I called her a b/tch which I never did, when she came crying to me to see if it was true I felt peer pressure and said yes I did. I told her we are breaking up (also a peer pressure move), she asked if we could still be friends and I said yes(at least I could patch it back up right, think again I made the situation a lot worse). ^^ When she came over to my house my friend was over and through peer pressure I told her to leave, when she didn't I chased her down the street with a base-ball bat (peanut butter jelly video was in its prime). Further more she followed me and the same friend on a bike, we rode to the church, stopped, turned around, looked at her and told her that evil wasn't allowed on this premises. To this day I have never had the chance to apologize, and it hurts me to know I was such a little fuc*er at 12.. I am depressed just thinking of how I treated that poor girl.. that I had such a huge crush on. I've always wanted to find her and tell her how sorry I am for that cruel thing I did to her when we were kids but I don't know where she is nowadays.... The last laugh is on me so that makes me feel as if Karma slapped me back... Further more when Karma struck not only did it strike me but it struck the same friend who I blame as the root cause. He was telling me about this hot british girl before college, He made me meet her (so he could gloat about what a score he got? like she was a trophy) even though he was crazy for her.. I ended up forming a close relationship with her, I fell in love with her and we were set.. IN-SEPERATEABLE for a year and a half.. sadley then she was forced to go back to england and just like that it was over.. bahh while I'm figuring things out she is a York Graduate and owner of her own bar/cafe.. Needless to say we aren't friends anymore and to the fellow men here, best friends and girl friends do NOT mix well.
When I was like 17 or so, I found an old lady's driver's license and, instead of doing what I knew was right and just taking it to her door, I threw it in her yard... at the apartment complex she lived in. I even went back later to try and correct my evil deed, but they had mowed the yard and I could not find it. Wow. What the mind remembers.
in college i jizzed on the face of the girlfriend of the guy that lived in the dorm room below mine. after that was finished she spent the night with him in his dorm room...
Once a homeless guy asked me if I had any spare change. I told him no. But in fact I had twenty six cents in my right pocket left over from my purchase of a small curly fries at Arby's. I stll think about how I could have changed the homeless guy's life if I had given him that twenty six cents.
In high school me and a friend made a bet. There was this chick he liked, and I knew she liked me, but I didn't tell him. The bet was who could get her first, and of course I had the upper hand. Whoever won the bet would pay for the others food the next time we went to Papa Burger on N.Main.. well I won, and the chick was really digging me unfortunately. I kinda felt bad...until I took a bite of the burger. Yums. Oh and this one time, I took a piss in my dad's shoes.
For the last several months i've been posing as other people's moms and editing imadrummer2k's posts.
