"Wow! Those seats at the top of my new arena really suck! I wonder if they can see anything from way up there?"
Seeing himself on the Jumbo Tron,"I cant believe how simular that stylist made my hair look like the horse's hair on are team logo"
Oh god... is that Oliver Miller I see on the 47th row??? Quick! Someone move all the taco's out of the building!!
"If we lose this game, i'm going to drop a turd right here in my pants..." I dedicate this one out to dylan's sig, which is a quote of Jeff "The Turd Dropper" Balke...
Cuban stares in shock at the height of the pile of one dollar bills that his financial manager stacked in front of him to demonstate just how much he has been fined since becoming an NBA owner.
OK, I have to look shocked at such a large fine, even though it's only pocket change. PS: How much is Cuban worth anyway and where did he make all this freaking money???
He co-founded www.broadcast.com then sold it to yahoo for or a hell of a lot (1 billion or more maybe)