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What's Been Corrupting Kids minds for years?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by moestavern19, Feb 6, 2003.

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  1. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I have found the source of why American children today are behaving more and more vile.

    THOSE DAMN ARCHIE COMICS

    I mean, have you ever read one of these Archie Digests? They can be found at basically any local supermarket RIGHT NEAR THE SKITTLES AND ALTOIDS. These things are pure filth. First there is the main character Archie, He's obviously a vicious seriel rapist because no one in the town wants their daughters to go anywhere with him. Then there's Betty and Veronica, I don't even know where to start with them, They are both basically anorexic nymphomaniacs whose only goal in life is to score a whole day alone with any male who comes in sight. Then there is Jughead, He's obviously addicted to mar1juana, because he's tripping out and always eating like that fat kid in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

    With this kind of garbage being printed for years, its no wonder your 11 year-old daughters will hop in a car with any freckle faced guy who trips over a bucket of fish-heads.

    Thank you for your time.
     
  2. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    And stay out of Riverdale!
     
  3. rimrocker

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    Reggie's definitely a dealer.

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  4. A-Train

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    Yeah, Archie Comics are antiquated these days. Kids have the internet to spank to now, so Betty and Veronica are useless...
     
  5. Oski2005

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    My life was ruined by Archie comics. I waited and waited, but never did a filthy rich brunette and a sweet blonde girl next door fight eachother to date me. Damn you Archie, because of you I thought I was Jughead, imagine my surprise when I found out that no human has the metabolism to eat that much and be that lazy while staying skinny as a pole.
     
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    or, apparently, some of them have Girls Gone Wild videos... :D
     

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