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What would you give to beat Dallas?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Major Malcontent, Oct 9, 2006.

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  1. Major Malcontent

    Major Malcontent Member

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    Well....how far are you willing to go?
     
    #1 Major Malcontent, Oct 9, 2006
  2. Saint Louis

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    Sex for 6 months. I'm married so I doubt I would notice.
     
    #2 Saint Louis, Oct 9, 2006
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    For the Superbowl? Any and all of the above.

    For the regular season? Not much.
     
    #3 Fatty FatBastard, Oct 9, 2006
  4. finalsbound

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    My left testicle. And my right one.

    I hate anything and everything that is Dallas sports.
     
    #4 finalsbound, Oct 10, 2006
  5. rhino17

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    propbaly nothing. Its not that big of a deal to me
     
    #5 rhino17, Oct 10, 2006
  6. Nice Rollin

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    HOW about nothing.....but i dont love the cowboys
     
    #6 Nice Rollin, Oct 10, 2006
  7. Uprising

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    I guess I'd have to give up sex....

    GO TEXANS
     
    #7 Uprising, Oct 10, 2006
  8. SwoLy-D

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    I guess I'd have to give up having sex for 6 months. It would be a b*tch to be watching skinnemax and not be able to tell my wife "I'm ready." :(

    I guess taking the law into your own HANDS would have to fall into the same "giving up sex" option.

    DUCK FALLAS.
     
    #8 SwoLy-D, Oct 10, 2006
  9. RunninRaven

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    Has moes consented to this?
     
    #9 RunninRaven, Oct 10, 2006
  10. RunninRaven

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    Duck phallis. That is perhaps the single greatest combination of two words I have ever seen.
     
    #10 RunninRaven, Oct 10, 2006
  11. NJRocket

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    u guys dont have to worry about it....they aint beating the Cowboys...those of u who gave up their nuts can keep them...and those of u who gave up sex probably dont get laid much anyway
     
    #11 NJRocket, Oct 10, 2006
  12. hatemavs4life

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    Hey Chief, that's why they play the game. Remember not having much a chance in the inaugural game in 2002 and oh yes we are officially a 13 point dog to duck fallas this go around. Once again, I see the pressure is all on them not us. :p

    We're not supposed to show up. We're supposed to be a pedestrian diversion for them. :rolleyes: Something tells me Kuby might have a thing or two up his sleeve for this one! :D :cool:

    Oh yeah, Drew Bledsoe hardly evokes images of Aikman and Staubach. He's a "feet stuck in cement" dropback passer, our DL could really give him problems. If Mario gets some sacks in this one maybe then people might stop the "bust" talk. :rolleyes:

    BTW, I said no sex for 6 months! Does that have to be consecutive? LOL.
     
    #12 hatemavs4life, Oct 10, 2006
  13. BenignDMD

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    Haha...I thought of my left testicle before I saw the poll options...Thats funny. I would give it to the Dallas Cheerleaders though. To borrow of course:)
     
    #13 BenignDMD, Oct 10, 2006
  14. finalsbound

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    AWESOME.
     
    #14 finalsbound, Oct 10, 2006
  15. russian88

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    Nothing, I hate the texans
     
    #15 russian88, Oct 10, 2006
  16. Mr. Brightside

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    commie!
     
    #16 Mr. Brightside, Oct 10, 2006
  17. Yaozer

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    I wouldn't have to give up anything because we're gonna win anyways..

    Texans Rule!!!
     
    #17 Yaozer, Oct 10, 2006
  18. KMC1499

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    While i wouldnt give up my left testicle for the win i woud certainly give up your lol :D
     
    #18 KMC1499, Oct 10, 2006
  19. Saint Louis

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    Even if the Texans lose, I have a "signing statement" ready for my signature as an out clause.
     
    #19 Saint Louis, Oct 10, 2006
  20. SwoLy-D

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    And... just... why did you even stop by this thread, troll? I'll let you know when Russia starts an NFL Franchise. :p
     
    #20 SwoLy-D, Oct 10, 2006
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