Start throwing ice cubes at him from the end of the bar and see how he responds. ------------------ Kapaayaaaa!!
As much as you all (including myself) hate Scottie Quitten, i was just wondering...what would you do if you saw Pippen in public?? 1- Ask for his Autograph? 2- Pretend you don't even know who he is? 3- would be too shocked to do anything? 4- Give him the finger? 5- other? ------------------ Dream's Team!
I probably wouldn't do anything, because I have heard that he is a real prick in person. I remember a few years ago a guy from one of my classes was at a Rockets-Bulls game, where he saw Quitten. He got the courage to actually ask him for an autograph, where he was met by a cold stare by Quitten. I know he's got a huge ego and everything, but he could at least acknowledge someone's presence. ------------------
I'd give him the finger. Cuss his ass out, and try to pick a fight with him. Then when he is finished kickin my ass I'd sue him for the 12 million Rockets paid him. That b**** didnt deserve it anyways. Then Id give the 12 million to Duncan to come play for us. ------------------ Now introducing the starting lineup for your Houston Rockets: Starting at Center, from Wake Forets TIM DUNCAN...
I love the Rockets and all...but I think I'd keep the 12 million. I'd buy all the floor season tickets and give them out to Clutch BBS members. ------------------ You can't stop F&Brule, you can only hope to contain him.
I'd tell Pippen that D.R.E.A.M. was making fun of his momma. ------------------ Wanna play in the clutchcity.net game? Got some ideas? E-mail me at philip_w_moore_jr@hotmail.com and I'll send a batch e-mail with details as they develop.
Hand him a picture of Chuck, ask for an autograph, stare into his eyes with a dumb expression, and hold a pen out towards his hand. I wouldn't even care if it got rowdy. It'd be funny either way... ------------------
R3, you'd take a beating from Scottie Pippen just to get Duncan to play for the Rockets? Now that is commitment. I've got some connections and I'll see if I can't put the whole thing together for you.... ------------------
I'd ask him if any other Blazers were in the mall- and say I wanted to get some autographs since they had so many good players. Then I'd just walk away, never even extending a pen to him. It's not like he'd sign anyway, but it would show something to him. I'd like to do something more to him that would give him what he deserves (to be beaten), but I wouldn't have the guts to do something like that in a public place. I'm just saying this is something I'd actually do, even though it isn't as creative/cruel as some of the other things you guys have come up with. ------------------
"No-tippin Pippen" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that was funny B-ball freak!! and belive me, im NOT surprised AT ALL!!......simply Pippen! ------------------ Dream's Team!
Yo, Scottie was famous for going to a nice restaurant 5 minutes before closing time and forcing them to stay open. He would then take his sweet-ass time, take whatever freebies offered, and then leave without leaving a gratuity. He was known throughout town as "No-tippin Pippen". That speaks volumes about his character and his opinion of us "lesser" folks. ------------------
Im not a violent person, but I would love to see Pippen crying in pain. Someone could bust his knee with a pipe and I could take pleasure in him crying, "Why me? Why me?" Caus your an ass Pippen. I spit on you. Puh Tooeeie.
I always talked a mean game, saying i would talk trash to him and all, but when portland came to houston, I saw him at the Galleria. I walked right by him. I was so shocked that the only thing that came out of my mouth was whats up scottie? He gave me a nod, and that was it. Of course, afterwards, I thought I should have called him a b**** so that he could whip my ass. I think it is worth a good ass kicking to get paid millions. ------------------
I'd ask him if he knew the number of a good plastic surgeon. If he said 'NO', I'd say 'Well you better get one then, UGLY!' ------------------
Okay maybe I wouldnt give the entire 12 million away. Would Dirk Nowitski be available for a few grand. Cause now that I think about it, I really dont want to give up my millions. Go ahead and arange it Juan. Im ready to get my ass whooped for 12 mill any day. But if I saw him for real I would probaly give him the finger and run like crazy. ------------------ Now introducing the starting lineup for your Houston Rockets: Starting at Center, from Wake Forets TIM DUNCAN...
I'd tell him that Barkley was waiting outside for his apology...with gun in hand and watch Pippen piss his pants. ------------------ We're going to miss you Chuck! Thanks for all the memories!
