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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Apr 11, 2011.

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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

  1. Quit watching p*rn and go back to lengere ads and National Geographic pics.

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  2. Risk watching - I gotta get my jerk on.

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  3. Peace-out, USA! Move out of the country.

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  4. Suicide is the answer.

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  5. Other.

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    16.2%
  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Say p*rn was outlawed, similar to alcohol prohibition in the 1920s. The fine for getting caught with it is similar to getting a DUI; it's not a felony for the first offense, but you really get put through the grinder on fines and time-consuming classes, seminars, etc. Then the second, third, etc, offenses stack up and there's a possibility of going to jail.

    Also, if you get pulled over or police enter your house, there's a way for them to find p*rn on digital devices, kind of like a drug dog finds weed hidden under that old removable floorboard.

    What would you do?
     
  2. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Keep living my life as usual as this would not impact me peronally one iota.
     
  3. LonghornFan

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    Really not give a ****. I got over pr0n on the interwebs when I was like 24.
     
  4. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Easy to determine if you've been streaming p*rn. This is your first offense, pervert. Glen Beck faints.
     
  5. Carl Herrera

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    I would look into investing in the p*rn business, which I imagine would have a higher margin of profit if it were outlawed.
     
  6. Sym0™

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    I would continue to torrent it
     
  7. SwoLy-D

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    It's lingerie, sir. :eek: I should know.
    Operating word OR is key here. One or the other, right? Not both? :p
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    Work for social change!
     
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    poop.

    I don't know why I post before I finish my second cup of coffee.
     
  10. DarkHorse

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    For whatever reason, I think many people are missing the point of this exercise.
     
  11. TreeRollins

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    I would be an outlaw
     
  12. apollo33

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    Yeah lol, You can be the Al Capone of p*rn.

    I would also see a huge rise in homemade p*rn. This isn't like alcohol where you need certain materials and equipment to make. Anyone with a camcorder (cell phone) these days can technically make p*rn.
     
  13. Landlord Landry

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    socks would last longer.
     
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    This.
     
  16. rezdawg

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    I'd get a girlfriend.
     
  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That is my answer as well.
     
  18. ScriboErgoSum

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    i'd probably be doing less coke
     
  20. Realjad

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    I would say screw the system and continue to wank.. to p*rn.. man on woman p*rn

    p*rn rules
     

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