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What would you do for an awesome job?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mathloom, Jan 2, 2011.

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  1. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    So, there's a specific job I really want.

    The key to getting the job interview lies in the pants of a very IMO unattractive woman who is very unprofessional.

    I'm considering leading her on till I get to the point where she can't screw it up.

    Would that be a real a**hole thing to do?
     
  2. DonnyMost

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    Is this woman in charge of hiring in any way?

    Would you be working alongside her?

    If so, leading her on, then landing the job, might end up making that job suck... since you'll have to deal with that problem day in and day out.

    But hey, fat chicks need love too.
     
  3. Steve_Francis_rules

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    I say you should man up and do what you've got to do to get the job. You may need one of these:

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  4. finalsbound

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    We've been manipulating men for centuries. I see nothing wrong with it.
     
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  5. The Real Shady

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    Tell her it's nice to see a woman get ahead in the business world not based on looks.
     
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  6. Jontro

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    What exactly would you have to do? If it's just take her out (or let her take you out) to a couple of dates, I don't see anything too wrong with that.

    The problem is, what if you do the giggity with her and people found out that's how you landed the job? Could you get fired for that? and possibly fine/sued?
     
  7. Child_Plz

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    QTF
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    back to back lol
     
  9. Dei

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    Try to suck up to her boss.
     
  10. VanityHalfBlack

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    What movie is that from????
     
  11. AroundTheWorld

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    Quoted tor fruth! ;)
     
  12. smoothie

    smoothie Jabari Jungle

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    you gotta do whats best for yourself in life.

    this is business, as the saying goes.
     
  13. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    She has no plans to get you the job. It would come out how you got the job and get both of you canned. That is not stopping her from letting you think you'll get the job if you do her.
     
  14. Realjad

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    ~waits patiently until new thread is created 'Dammit I got my boss pregnant, what do I do??'~
     
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  15. AroundTheWorld

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    We need more details.

    Post the following:

    - job description (what makes the job so awesome?)
    - where is the job located (how do you know she is not attractive, have you seen more than her eyes?)
    - picture of woman/picture of yourself (is it even realistic that you could try to hit at her to try to improve your chances?)

    Thanks in advance.
     
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  16. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    I should've been clearer. She works for a headhunting agency.
     
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    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    I don't know what it would entail exactly honestly.

    I have my reservations because I'm seeing someone. She seems to be ok with it though as long as it doesn't get physical.

    There's the risk that I have to pull the chord before it gets physical, screwing everything up.

    Honestly, I would never be comfortable with this, but I want that job. I want it bad.
     
  18. DonnyMost

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Harrisment

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    In that case raw dog and bail.
     
  20. Steve_Francis_rules

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    Citizen Kane.
     

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