What was the WORSE thing you did for the opposite Sex?

I think a more interesting question is what was worse thing you ever did to the opposite sex?

 

My answer to this would not be PG-13.

 

was it that bad for her?

 

Did you take a dump on her chest?

 

I had a friend in college, he was legally blind. Only had limited peripheral vision. The guy was a college wrestler and was super-macho to boot. Chicks really dug him, plus he didn't have really high standards anyway. So he got lots of sympathy tail.

Anyway, apparently when the blind guy got sick of sleeping with a girl, he just got them all hot and bothered, and then peed on them. When they weren't expecting it. Just all of a sudden, out of the blue, in the midst of whatever sexual they were doing. The guy had serious issues with women.

He also got in trouble with the law for taking his soon-to-be ex-girlfriends brand new Range Rover for a "drive". Backed it straight into a tree. Of course, this is the only guy in college that I saw get arrested out of the blue, not involving booze and 6th Street. Four cops showed up to serve the warrant. On a blind guy. He was crazy.

 

I got tricked into seeing Save the Last Dance. I wanted to see Snatch.

 

I cut English class on the day we were studying the use of comparative/superlative adjectives. It was the worse day of my life.

 

Ha got that beat...I had to sit through On the Line AND Crossroads!!

 

chose a college

worked out well, though.

 

put a needle in my arm

















tatoos hurt

 

Bought DDR.

 

Let make-up get applied to myself so they could se how it looked.

 

Left the womb.

 

okay. If i have to go with the first question.

Just being there friend is bad.

I rather answer the second question.

This girl wanted me to buy some makeup for her from a co worker of mine. She sells Mary Kay crap.

It's some foundation base for her face or whatever. I don't know how to use makeup. Anyhoo.

Let's just say I want to make love with that foundation base thing, and then give it to her.


Ladies, i'm not really like that. Trust me on that. I am a good loyal, kind hearted guy.

 

Thank you

 

You should probably start wearing diapers.

 

I had to see the Ya Ya Sisterhood or whatever it's called. Not only was I the only guy in the theater, but it seemed like there were a hundred old ladies in there. By far, the biggest chick flick I've been to.

Other than that, I met this girl at a bar one night that was pretty and I thought that I would do well to have her hang out with me, so I talked her into staying with me instead of going with her friends. I told her that I would take her home and that she didn't have anything to worry about as I'm a nice guy and everything. Later on, I find out that she's only 16 ( I met her in an 18 and up club) and that she lives an hour away. So, once I found out how old she was, I wasn't going to try anything (I was 23 at the time) and I was stuck with her until I drove her back home the next day. She swore that her mom wouldn't care that she didn't come home because she was supposed to stay at her friend's house.

The next day, I get a call from my friends wife saying that some lady is looking for her daughter and that she heard that she might be with me. At this point, I figure that I'm in pretty big trouble, so the girl calls her mom to let her know that I was bringing her home.

When I get to her mom's the girl insists that I come into to meet her because she's really cool. Well, it's her mom and three of her mom's girlfriends and they grill me pretty hard. Knowing that I hadn't touched her daughter in any inappropriate way, I was able to look them in the eye and answer any questions that they had. Eventually, they warmed up to me and turned out to be very nice. Then one of them started to come on to me and then it was time for me to go back home.

That girl ended up being more trouble than she would have been worth even if something had happened.

 

Does dating a married woman count or is that another thread??