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What to buy Rafer for his birthday?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Apr 27, 2007.

  1. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    I'm sure Rafer would be greatful if we got him some DVDs to add his collection:

    I've got a couple in mind:

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  2. Zboy

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  3. tinman

    tinman 999999999
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    oops, need to move this to the correct forum
     
  4. Zboy

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    To improve his defense I would get this for him....

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    Next time an opposing PG is raping him, he can use this technique...
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  5. JaWindex

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    Say we were to win a championship this year. Would Tinman start bashing people who bashed Rafer?
     
  6. weslinder

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    In 2018, the Rockets will be rebuilding around the best South American Center ever (A Brazilian, 7'2" center with one name drafted in 2015.) and OJ Mayo (received in a trade after the Las Vegas Bobcats went into rebuilding mode), they'll pick up DJ Augustin in free agency. Every few games, DJ Augustin will stink up the joint and the Rockets will lose, but with the inside-outside combination of Mayo and one-name Brazilian Center, the Rockets will keep them among the league elite. tinman will look back to the great championship years of the late 00's Rockets and will write longingly about Rocket legend Rafer Alston (now coaching the Austin Toros). Will sing his praise to no end, and call anyone who tries to discredit him a hater. Similar treatment will be given to anyone who doubts the greatness of Juwan Howard. Augustin will be fair game, though. He'll bash Augustin to no end.

    Edit: Oh, yeah, wrong forum. :mad:
     
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  7. tinman

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    I'm not going to bash CLUTCH cause its his site! :D
     
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    Man, stop bashing Rafer, Rafer played Ok against William, just look at their stat lines. It is head and juwan that need to step up.
     
  10. tinman

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    dude you can't see the future, i can.

    In 2018, after Les Alexanders unfortunate trip into outerspace.. Les flys one of the space shuttle tours of the moon but the pilot, PRYUEN, got so mad recalling Lebron Jame's free throws, that he acidentally hits the warp drive. Les is lost in space.

    After a remarkable change in fortune and investments, New Rockets Owner.. SIR VERNON MAXWELL, changes the Rocket's team uniforms to red and white with the 80s logo as the new logo. SIR VERNON MAXWELL did not like the 120 color uniform that Les had before for the Rox.

    SIR VERNON MAXWELL's Rocket team is led by PF Otis Thorpe II, who leads the league with 15 one handed rebounds per game. SIR VERNON MAXWELL Hires CALVIN MURPHY as head of all Rockets commentary and media and suddenly THOUSANDS OF EVIL SPIRITS depart Toyota Center. In interviewing one of the EVIL SPIRITS they said were from HELL and that SATAN summoned them there cause Les Alexander didn't give Calvin his job back.

    The Rockets win the Championship and will visit PRESIDENT CHARLES BARKLEY at the White House.
     
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  11. SwoLy-D

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    :( Do we really need these "kick them while they're down" threads, dudes?

    You dudes are unclassy. I'd hate to be next to you at a game... :(
     
  12. tinman

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    you need some CHAPPELLE SHOW dvds.
     
  13. WhoMikeJames

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    Anyone know his address? I'll send him some Better Basketball DVD's.
     
  14. SwoLy-D

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    Why? Does he slap BASHING fans? :eek:
     
  15. LAYGO

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    MAN! I loved OT's ability to do that! Last night, 2 or 3 Rox would touch it & it looked like a freaking pinball game.

    I kept yelling "SAME! SAME!" Obviously no one's played street ball . . .
     
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    It's kind of depressing thinking about another era in Rockets basketball. T-Mac and Yao gone? No!! I should treasure these days now.
     
  17. JaWindex

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    Now I sniff cocaine, I sniff it in the wind... :D
     
  18. tinman

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    I forgot, buts the gigantic brick house.
     
  19. tinman

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    I recommend the Chappelle Show dvd for you because there's a skit he has called the "THE PLAYA HATERS"

    :D
     
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    Forget buying, I'm renting Tony Parker's floater for the next 2 months and letting Rafer hold it for the time being.
     

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