What the weirdest thing you've found in the bed of your truck?

I had some plants growing in the back of my old truck. I also once looked back and saw the bed od my truck on fire.

 

Barf.

 

I've never had a pickup, but I once saw a herd of gay animals come out of a closet, carrying Texas shaped tins for fudge... being pursued by tree roaches yelling, "Want a baby? Have sex!"

When last seen, they were all laughing and pointing at Pictures of The Worst Places To Live in the World.

 

During one cold winter night I was walking out of a bar near the Tex/Mex border
I saw this huge owl lying on the side of the road and walked over to check it out.
Not sure how dead it was but it looked beautiful I tell ya.
It was white with brown and tan spots. Didnt smell or anything.
I picked the poor thing up and carried it over to my truck as if it were Gods baby. (Hey, and actually it is!, They all are!)
In the back of my tan Ford Ranger was the usual trash of the history of my fast food life so I laid the beautiful owl to sleep on cushions of bags with emtpy food boxes in them.
The next day, I took him out to a grapefruit orchard and let him go under a tree.
I had no shovel so I figured at least he'd be out there close to nowhere rather than waiting for an 18wheeler to drive over him or something.
I guess the other critters ate him out there. As I should be.

 

MTV pimped your ride.

 

7 year old Rockford Fosagte 15" woofers that hadn't been blown yet.

They were 3 yrs. used when I got 'em, thinking, like my pair that I had bought first-hand, they'd blow in about 6 oms. to a yr.

Proved the old attidge, "They don't make 'em like they used to."

Since then, the longest lasting I've had are JL... 4 yrs. and still bumping.


I had an ex-girlfriend in my truck bed that was pretty wierd too. About 10 yrs. ago.