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What the hell are they singing?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dr of Dunk, Jun 11, 2001.

  1. Dr of Dunk

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    I just noticed a thread by Moe trying to figure out the lyrics to Styx's Mr. Roboto. This got me to thinking. Have there been any songs that you've listened to and sang the lyrics, but you had no freaking idea what they were singing? You know what I'm talking about... the song where you start out singing loudly, but when that verse you're clueless about comes up, you start mumbling and fitting in anything that happens to rhyme or fit the beat. [​IMG]

    One of the ones that annoyed the absolute HELL out of me was by Manfred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded by the Light.

    I swear all I heard was :

    Blinded by the Light...
    Wrapped up like a douche,
    And then I rode her in the night"


    The actual lyrics I came to find out later were :

    Blinded by the Light...
    revved up like a deuce,
    another runner in the night
    .

    [​IMG] Boy was I miffed.

    Anyway, so I found the following link that proves I wasn't the only one who heard the call of the douche :

    http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/blindedbythelight.shtml

    Some of those "what I heard" lyrics are hilarious.

    So I ask you... what are you some of those songs you either found out the lyrics to later, or still have no clue as to what they're singing? Maybe we can clear up your jacked up singing in this thread (well, the jacked up lyrics anyway).

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  2. haven

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    I actually like songs best immediately before I understand what they're saying. That way, I can sort of sing along in my head, but there's this terrific aura of mystery. Just seems more moving... then I hear the words, and it's never as great as I imagined [​IMG].

    I read a list not too long ago of the "most misunderstood songs of all time." #1 was "There's a Bathroom on the Right" by CCR. The real song, of course was, "Bad moon on the rise." My uncle told me that's the only reason his parents would let him listen to it. They didn't like bad moons... but bathrooms were perfectly ok [​IMG]!

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  3. SmeggySmeg

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    there's the REM song

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  4. haven

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    Which REM song?

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    " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy"

    (Purple Haze - Jimi Hendirx)

    In actuality:

    " 'scuse me while I kiss the sky"

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    Ahhhh, but in concert, Jimi would say "guy" and point to a guy.



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  7. BobFinn*

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    Beatles-I Wanna Hold Your Hand:

    My take was-"I get high, I get high, I get high"

    Actually it is-"I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide"

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  8. Vengeance

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    I found this site a while ago, and it's exactly this kind of thing -- what people's incorrect lyrics were.

    http://www.kissthisguy.com

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  9. SmeggySmeg

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    REM song is Sidewinder sleeps tonight... i think

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    John Lennon: "Bob Dylan had heard one of our records where we said 'I can't hide', and he had understood. 'I get high.' He came running and said to us, 'Right, guys, I've got some really good grass.' How could you not dig a bloke like that? He thought that we were used to drugs."

    I'd always heard that Dylan introduced the Beatles to pot, but George debunks that:

    George Harrison: "We first got mar1juana from an older drummer with another group in Liverpool. We didn't actually try it until after we'd been to Hamburg. I remember we smoked it in the band room in a gig in Southport and we all learnt to do the Twist that night, which was popular at the time. We were all seeing if we could do it. Everybody was saying 'This stuff isn't doing anything.' It was like that old joke where a party is going on and two hippies are up floating on the ceiling, and one is saying to the other, 'This stuff doesn't work, man.'"

    (from my copy of Anthology)
     
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    Apparently, Miller ripped "pompatus" off a 1954 R & B song, "The Letter".

    And he also ripped "really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree, lovey dovey, lovey dovey ..." off a 1953 song called "Lovey Dovey"

    The Straight Dope on 'pompatus'

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    jam- I read that a couple of years ago in one of the books about the Beatles.

    Guess it just goes to show, Great Minds Think Alike [​IMG]

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  15. mrpaige

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    yeah, I had read that Straight Dope before, but the song still doesn't make any sense.



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    but it *does* make sense [​IMG]

    One song was "The Letter," Green's attempt to conjure up his dream woman. The mystery words, J.K. ascertained after talking with Green, were "puppetutes" . . . (Green wasn't much for writing things down, so the spellings are approximate.)

    ". . . Green told Cryer. And puppetutes? "A term I coined to mean a secret paper-doll fantasy figure [thus puppet], who would be my everything and bear my children." Not real PC, but look, it was 1954.


    Totally makes sense in context.
     
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    At the end of the movie "Gladiator", Lisa Gerrard sings a beautiful piece called "Now we are free". I would love to know what language she is singing in.

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  18. rimbaud

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    Anyone know what a "bad moon" is?

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    nothing else to shove under the nose of the maƮtre de jeu
    nothing to thrust out the window, no white flag
    this flesh all I have to offer, to make the play with
    this immediate head, what it comes up with, my move
    as we slither over this go board, stepping always
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    It doesn't make sense in The Joker is what I meant, especially since Miller got (made-up) word wrong.



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  20. Caddman

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    I have no idea what Eddie Vedder is singing in Yellow Ledbetter. Or is it Yellow Bed Wetter?

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