Rudy "hey, steve, there's no 1 man show here in rockets, at least not under my watch" steve "watch me scores" Rudy is furious "moochie, take over the point, pass the ball to yao" moochie "no problem coach" steve got frustrated, "moochie, pass me the damn ball" moochie "i wanna play and have to do what the coach says" yao "moochie pass ming ball, he is ming best friend, ming like moochie"
Well said. It has been rocket's biggest problem. It is all about team player. The loss in Sacromento clearly showed how Kings played team ball and Rockets were playing ISOs, dribble the cloks out, TOs, drive to the basket against 3 defenders... If we keep playing like tonight, we will be legit #3 and #4 western conference contender.
Yao: "me no speak inglish right" Steve: "me no speak right neither" Moochie: "Why are we speaking like the caveman lawyer from Saturday night live?" Yao: "To tell you the truth, I don't know why." Steve: "Hey, remember when we beat the Spurs?" Yao: "Thanks for having faith in me today." Steve: "No problem big fella' my game was a little bit off today." Moochie: "It happens. Remember when I missed those free throws against the Clippers?" Yao: "No." Steve: "No." Moochie: "You are good friends who don't speak like caveman lawyers." Yao + Steve: "Thanks my corn rowed friend."
Oooh, can I play too? Steve: Hey Cat, how are the ankles? Cat: They're better now dawg, but they hurt like a b**** earlier. Steve: Tell me about it, planter whatchamacallit is the worst, except for you know what disease. . . Cat: Damn, if this Planter bull is going around like it's contagious, what if I get. . . Steve: Don't even go there dawg, that crap won't happen. Say, you been checkin' out CC.net lately? Cat: Hell yeah money, I can't be sure because young americans might as well be speaking another language the way they type nowadays, but there are lots of Chinese folks who think you and me got something against Yao. Steve: Really??? Cat: Yup. Steve: **** them!!! They don't know what they're talkin about. Cat: Mutha ****ers keep saying I need to be traded too. Steve: They call us dumb, these fools can't even understand the simple math and use logic to figure out that with your discount contract, there ain't now way we'd get anybody good in return. Cat: Lots of fools keep saying you are too dumb to play the Point. Steve: Pfffff, if these fools are so smart, why aren't they playing in the NBA right now? Cat: They say some crap about athletic ability being the only thing you got going for you. Steve: Yeah, I guess I just woke up one day with the ability to shoot, dribble, cross over, penetrate, and make layups in traffic. Moochie(via threeway): Wassssup!!! Steve: Mooch dawg, that **** is played out playa. Cat: Yeah homeskillet, that's like 2 years ago. Steve & Mooch(same time): Homeskillet? Cat: Allright, allright, you can get your cool points for that. Ming(via telepathy:everybody says he's a genius, might as well take it further): Steve, when are we having practice? Steve: Damn Ming, you know that **** freaks me out. Ming: I sorry Steve, but you have no thing to fear, except if we were comrades, then it requirement for me to read your mind incase you think about disenting. Steve: Ok, it's at the usual time playa. Ming: Ok. . . uh. . . dawg Steve, Cat, Mooch: Hahahahaha Steve: Heh, don't forget the donuts and my suits. Ming: It has already been taken care of comrade. Steve: Stop calling me that, we're friends man. Ming: Ok, I forget how things are here sometime, still adjusting to free society and. . . uh. . . **** like that. Steve: Ha ha, you are one cool dude Ming, don't worry about, you're catching on quickly. By the way, why do so many Chinese hate me and think all I care about are my stats? Ming: Well, it is complicated, have much to do with propoganda, poor reporting, cultural differences, and. . . oh fu**it, they are just haters. Steve: Yeah, haters. You got them here and I got them over there. Ming: Yeah Steve: Hold up dog, what are you searching my mind for? Ming: Sorry, just want to know what sex with sexy black women like Beyonce is like. Steve: Go find out for yourself. Ming: But I have girlfriend. . . Steve: And?????? Ming: I like America.
just modern chinese culture fyi since ive studied a lot in china... comrade is a term that is no longer used in modern china, unless to say something sarcastically, like, "OK, comrade, ill do your stupid homework." but recently gays have adopted the old term and call each other 'comrades' so the meaning is more like "fellow gay" or if you want to get vulgar 'buttbuddy', this is only in the big cities though. you can even go so far to call someone a 'comrade' (tong zhi) if you want to make a comment about their sexuality. just thought it was funny to hear yao call steve and cat his 'comrades'.
Never fail to learn something new and interesting on this BBS. Obviously, that wasn't the use of comrade that I was going for. Let's just say that Ming is old fashioned Like when people here say gay as in happy.
what i marvel at is the consistancy of quality posts by oski. damn that was really funny. why do the chinese here keep trying to pit steve against yao? when they are on the court they look like friends to me. i was under the impression that kenny was the only person stevie had a problem with.
LOL... that post was classic Oski. Your satirization is right on point. Folks should stop pitting Yao against Steve, they have no problems with one another. For some reason they feel like Steve is a threat to Yao. Both of these guys need each other and the players know it, how about we get a clue on this board and act like we know it too...
