Look what other people think of clutchcity.net. http://www.sonicscentral.com/forum/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=505
Dude, we're ROCKETS FANS - we are not allowed to call other teams' uni's ugly. Sheesh, talk about the pot calling the kettle...
Damn, I had no idea we kicked so much ass. But they're right, this place is pretty rough on the newbs. (both trolls and mods alike)
ClutchCity.net The Holy Grail of fan websites; featured on a number of occasions in Sports Illustrated and spearheaded an effort to get the Rockets a new arena. Extremely active message board, though it has the reputation of being . . . unaccepting . . . of new members. I've been treated well in posting there, however. A wealth of information throughout the site; I could waste hours there and I don't even like the Rockets! Damn right!
Didn't you guys hear? CLUTCHCITY.NET CLIQUE EXPOSED by The Associated Press Austin TX. (AP) - The imfamous "clutchcity.net clique" has finally been proven to exist, after many years of FBI surveilence, The clique was finally proven to exist after several so-called members were given Bribes. One member whose alias is "Manny Ramirez" was seen out side a Tennessee shopping center accepting free space in the local personal ads. Another member known as "Rocketman95" was seen accepting 8 by 10 photos of what appeared to be male models in nothing but speedos. Member "moestavern19" demanded the Oakland Raiders 1983 Super Bowl Trophy to co-operate, but eventually settled for Rich Gannon's used jock strap. When all evidence was collected, the ring leader named DELETED gave himself up to authorities, he will be charged with over 11,000 counts of newbie-bashing. When asked to comment, DELETED said simply "Expletive The Jazz" While the FBI still has no clue of how the clique was formed or how it even exists, they are investigating reports of a large mass meeting scheduled to take place soon when a member from Australia was to visit.
Z, were going to need a cleanup squad out here. *Puts phone away, turns to crowd, puts on sunglasses. Now if I can just get all of you to look into the flashing red light... Thank you all for your cooperation.
newbies are fine, just as long as they do not disagree what is the name on this site of the person who wrote that thread?
I dunno about the whole newbie bashing/clique thing. I found my acceptance into the Clutchcity family to be very forthcoming. After the beatings, being shaved bald (ALL over), and tied to a chair Clockwork Orange style and forced to watch "John Stockton: Short Shorts Make the Man!" on a loop until my eyes bled, Clutch, Jeff, Will, Brian and the rest of "The Crew" made me feel right at home. Props to you guys, and don't worry the doctors said the scars would heal given time and a skin graft!
Which classical musician did they make you listen to with Stock's short shorts? Bach, Beethoven, Mozart? Or the Royal Teens?
