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What movie line made you laugh the hardest?

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  1. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    Upon first listen?

    "Get that corn outta my face!" in Nacho Libretto had me rolling for five literal minutes. Shame about the rest of the film.
     
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    This is why nobody cares about you.

    You're trying to hard to connect through isolation.

    Get a ****ing clue Kafka.
     
    #2 moestavern19, Dec 3, 2011
  3. Jugdish

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    You'll always be my Baby Bluey.
     
    #3 Jugdish, Dec 3, 2011
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    *Libre
     
    #4 Jugdish, Dec 3, 2011
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    "Why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching cops..."
     
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    'Hey, Where da white women at?'

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TJkHykGRXrw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    The beginning of Dc Cab or Jan. 8 part very underrated movie
     
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    Why, Why do you even need muscles on your shoulders like that? - Date night. I replayed that over and over again. :)
     
    #8 GraingerGuy, Dec 3, 2011
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    I was a very casual Simpsons fan but went to the first Simpsons movie with three of my kids a few years ago. I was in hysterics; that was the funniest opening few minutes of a movie that I had ever seen.
     
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    Not a line, but I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe when I saw the Terrence & Phillip musical fart number in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
     
    #10 Cannonball, Dec 3, 2011
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    "Shake your d**ks fellas this pissing contest is over." -Micheal Keaton in The Other Guys
     
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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/upvZdVK913I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Not from a movie, but still one of the best sketches ever.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4vuW6tQ0218" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    From a movie, NAILS.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5Xd_zkMEgkI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    "Can I have some chili fritos? You can't have ****! We closed fat boy."-Friday
     
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    You got to be a stupid mother****er to get fired on your day off!- Smokey/Friday.
     
    #16 LonghornFan, Dec 3, 2011
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    "I work with r****ds." - Pat Healy
     
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    " I don't know about you two.I don't know about this sugar ****. I know black people got a lot of sugar in their house.."-next Friday
     
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    "Extra medium? Hell,got to have something for the skinny *****s. Ima go to the club , steal me some wallets.."-Friday after next
     
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    "I ain't no punk b****!"- rush hour
     
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