In asking this question I mean what makes you enjoy the fact that you are a male and not a female or vice versa? For me, it would have to be the fact that I don't have the chance to become pregnant and endure preganancy and child birth. I have spoken to many women who have went through this process and actually lived with one (my sister) through it. It seems like a very long, slow, and often painful process. I respect any woman who has, is, or is going to go through it. I know the process has a huge reward at the end many times but I'm still glad that I don't have to endure it. Thank God for women! In a distant second is the fact that I don't have to endure the monthly visitor. Having to buy those special items, taking medicine sometimes, and the physical and emotional changes seem awful, although many times men get the worst of the emotional changes. I wouldn't want to go through this either. Don't get me wrong there are some disadvantages to being male but I haven't found one yet that compares to what women go through. So what makes you proud to be male or female?
The only disadvantage with being a guy would have to be back hair. Other than that, we've got it made!
advantages of being male 1. standing up to pee 2. no period 3. no PMS 4. no childbirth 5. don't have to accompany my friends to the bathroom 6. don't get urge to discuss "feelings" every few minutes 7. never have difficulty achieving orgasm
Enjoying the perfected pinch and roll method of scratching my sack. Being able to sit back and enjoy a good fart amongst friends. Obligatory "Two women at the same time" post.
Disadvantage of being a man: no ****oris. <- who knew that a certain part of the female anatomy was a banned word?
pros being a male: A thousand and one "man-ly" reasons.. cons being a male: A thousand and one reasons, but specifically, child birth. There's something about this aspect of life I wish I could enjoy. Giving life. To me, that's the ultimate experience. I started this line of thought when I realize I would almost have to get married again (after 3) just to have kids. Also, never hurts to understand the other side a little better. RR
Pro 1. guys hold the door open and let you cut in line at the gas station 2. we're much more attractive Cons 1. child birth/periods
Pros about being a man... Phone conversations last 30 seconds A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase Bathroom lines are 80% shorter You can open all your own jars Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go You can go to the bathroom alone Your last name stays put You can leave a hotel room bed unmade You can kill your own food The garage is all yours You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness You never have to clean the toile You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes Wedding plans take care of themselves If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3 None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry You don't have to shave below your neck You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night If you're 34 and single, no one notices Chocolate is just another snack Three pair of shoes are more than enough You can say anything and not worry about what people think You can whip your shirt off on a hot day Car mechanics tell you the truth You don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice your new haircut You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me" One mood, all the time You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him Same work........more pay Gray hair and wrinkles add character Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental 100 bucks You don't care if someone is talking behind your back You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's If you retain water, it is in a canteen The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room You think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny
So true -- the inability to find animal abuse funny is one of the obvious flaws of the female gender.
1. "Ladies first" 2. We can fake orgasms. 3. We get into nightclubs cheaper. 4. We get free drinks in bars. 5. We live longer, so we inherit the mens money, house and life insurance. 6. We dont get beer bellies, facial hair or prostate problems. 7. We can get pissed just a few pints. 8. Its ok to like boybands, musicals, soppy movies without questioning our sexuality. 9. Men love gay women. 10. Car insurance is cheaper for women. 11. We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 12. We can see a male stripper without being called a pervert. 13. Its ok to cry. 14. Chocolate always makes us feel better. 15. Angry outbusts can be blamed on PMS. 16. If we forget to shave, we just wear trousers (pants). 17. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 18. We're NOT men. 19. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex. 20. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short. 21. Our friends don't pick on us if we arent sleeping with anyone. 22. We have better fashion sense. 23. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return. 24. Our brains are larger and NOT in our genitalia. 25. Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didnt know) 26. PMS is a legal defense for murder. 27. 2 words- multiple orgasms. 28. You never have to worry about whether your child is really yours. 30. No one cares how large your ****oris is. 31. You never have to expose your genitals to others in a public restroom. 32. You can still have teddie bears around at any age. 33. You're always Daddy's lil' girl no matter how old you are.
Hey, I 've seen several "women" with facial hair, though not like the bearded lady or anything. I remember one girl in my class that looked like she got facial hair before any of us guys got any.
OOH. I got some more too.... We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look cute- guys look like complete idiots in ours. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. We'll never regret piercing our ears. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We have an excuse to be a total b*tch at least once a month. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
