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What is your p*rn star name? (Not offensive)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RunninRaven, Jul 11, 2002.

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  1. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Member
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    Recently, I was talking to a buddy of mine, and she mentioned that she once heard some p*rn stars make up their p*rn star name by simply taking their middle name, followed by the street they live on. Now, I don't know how much truth there is to that, because I know of some p*rn stars, and their names don't sound like they follow that format. But at any rate, I thought it was funny to figure out my p*rn name, so I was wondering what everyone else's was.

    Currently, mine is Aaron Waterview....soon to be Aaron Panorama. Post yours, there is bound to be somebody with a sexually innuendous p*rn name, and that will make this thread worthwhile. :D
     
  2. Mrs. JB

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    Ruth Alexander.

    Not particularly sexy, is it?
     
  3. RunninRaven

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    No, not particularly sexy...but it does have a quiet, p*rn star dignity to it. ;)
     
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    William 13th Avenue North. Could that be considered a double entendre?
     
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    Fred Buffalo.

    or Frederick Buffalo Speedway if you want to be anal about it.
     
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    Buck Naked

    :D
     
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    Jordan Quickdraw. Lol!! I'm not THAT quick:D

    Cod
     
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    Bobby Cox!!!!

    LOL!!!! :D :D :D

    Looks like I am no longer unemployed, but rather am the manager of the Atlanta Braves!!! I love the p*rn Star Name Generator!
     
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    I've heard various versions of this - for the first name, use your pet's name, or the name of your childhood pet. For the last name, the street that you lived on, or the last street that you lived on... I just decided to pick the best combination. My current pet plus the previous street I lived on, and you get Catherine Lamar.

    The Generator just gave me Betty Velvet...
     
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    Using the street name method. I have a good one. Layne Saddlewood. My wife's however is better Robin Saddlewood :eek:

    the generator gave me "Bone Hard" and my wife "Polly Head"
    CK
     
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    Benjamin Dover, but just call me Ben.
     
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    Thomas Chinni




    ick.
     
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    using the street method it's

    Harris Camino
     
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    William Woodridge
     
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    Wee Willy Ball :eek:
     
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    "blank" Wintercrest

    Mine sucks. But not having a middle name rules. I'm speshul!
     
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    Pradeep Penetration
     
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    You live on Penetration Street???

    Remind me to stay away from your neighborhood! :eek:
     
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    carl thong on the generator


    Ford Via Michaelangelo :confused:
     

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