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What is wrong with this picture [NSFHumans]

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. Honey Bear

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    Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you Monique. Fat, loud and hairy - all done in the name of projecting the image of a new-age, strong, independent woman who doesn't need to rely on others. And even though it's completely inaccurate and revolting - I find it brilliant.

    There are some societal norms that women just need to cater to and stop trying to get around in the name of "equality" and "this is who I am." Remember the classic, simple days of girls wanting to dress up, look good, throw on a bunch of perfume and be given compliments by everyone in the room? Monique never had those days.

    Certain women can get hairy - but displaying this on the red carpet is about as trashy and desperate as it gets. An unattractive women knows she will be a blip on everyone's radar when she's around more elegant, feminine women - so she cunningly plots devious methods to gain attention. The facebook, twitter, myspace era has greatly helped them in this regard.

    Monique, like Oprah, understands her fate as someone who can never appeal to the opposite sex in comparison to her female peers, so she goes to extreme lengths to compensate for this by appealing to other women in the bottom 20% by preaching "image means nothing" to reduce some of their insecurities. In essence, they ask their fans to lead a lie. To live life in an imaginary bubble so they can create a false sense of happiness. Ala, "whatever works for you". I find this brilliant.

    Everyone knows the pleasantness of a girl directly correlates with her physical appearance. So while Monique and Oprah might be able to trick naive, degenerate men into putting up with you (in a sexual relationship) - the pacesetters of the world will continue to look at you like they would a water buffalo.

    Give her some estrogen pills and put her in the zoo with the rest of the gorilla's. She's asking for it.
     
  2. lpbman

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    Importance factor zero. Why should others follow absurd arbitrary social norms and why do you care?
     
  3. The Hunted

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    Dude, who was she and what did she do to you?
     
  4. krnxsnoopy

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    You know, when people scream for attention like 'hey look at me' they're really masking their insecurities.

    It's like that fat girl in the group of hotties. You know the joker or the one that is the comedian. Deep inside they wish they were the hot girl, instead of the funny girl.
     
  5. BEAT LA

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    What are you saying? Everyone on this planet cares about their looks.
     
  6. Steve_Francis_rules

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    That was really disturbing even before the zoomed in picture of her legs.
     
  7. meh

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    I really regret clicking on the spoiler. :(
     
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    Well when you are a great big disgusting fatbody then I don't blame her for not wanting to shave her legs. I mean that is a lot of work and effort and considering how out of shape she is, doing something like that (shaving her legs) is probably a very taxing exercise for her that leaves her out of breath.

    I would pay good money to see R. Lee Ermey berate her and question her about her unlocked foot locker.
     
  10. rocketfan83

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    Obviously not going to be attractive regardless of what she does might as well grow a 'stache as well.....
     
  11. DonnyMost

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    At least Jabba's not hairy.
     
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    I think she was influenced by the French...
     
  14. eveluvsrox

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    At least her dress is pretty
     
  15. tested911

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    More and More everyday I love my wife!!! She doesn't grow hair on her Legs, face, arms at all :grin: Some weird genetic mishap I think..
     
  16. SwoLy-D

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    Nothing wrong with hair on a woman's legs. Why is that "wrong"? I mean, it's not like she's having sex with them or using them for modeling... so... no, there's nothing wrong with them. Instead of "What is wrong with this picture", you should have titled this thread "Ewww... I don't like this about [such-and -such person or all women], y'all, check it out!"...

    It's a matter of what's OK with you and not other peeps. :eek:
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    So... if she suddenly grew hair on her "Legs, face, arms"... you would stop loving her?
     
  17. tested911

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    oh no we've been married for 12 years and have been together for 15 years without any break-ups (but some bumps a long the way) .. Maybe I should of worded it differently..
     
  18. Castor27

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    That's a man, baby!

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  19. moestavern19

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    Predictable thread is predictable.
     
  20. R0ckets03

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    to each their own. wife or girlfriend walking around at home with a little stubble cause they are too lazy to shave is understandable. but to go out to an award show or out period looking like that is disgusting.

    and moniquie is one loud obnoxious fugly b****.
     

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