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What is Hell? (NOT a serious thread...don't worry)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ClutchCityReturns, Dec 19, 2006.

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  1. ClutchCityReturns

    ClutchCityReturns Member

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    "Hell is being raped by the woman of your dreams, only to look down and see that your penis has been permanently removed...and attached to her."

    Add your own. Make 'em funny.

    :D
     
    #1 ClutchCityReturns, Dec 19, 2006
  2. SWTsig

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    san antonio.
     
    #2 SWTsig, Dec 19, 2006
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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  4. macalu

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    Hell is the girlfriend saying, "I'm late."
     
    #4 macalu, Dec 19, 2006
  5. professorjay

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    Hahaha. Yeah, I remember this was quoted for a few days at work a year ago. Sounds like what would happen if Devo made a bad progressive house song.
     
    #5 professorjay, Dec 19, 2006
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    Dallas.
     
    #6 rhadamanthus, Dec 19, 2006
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    Where Louisiana, Arkansas, & Mississippi all meet. If that ain't the center of hell, I don't know what is.
     
    #8 leroy, Dec 19, 2006
  9. ClutchCityReturns

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    I'm loving these original responses. Locations you don't like! Wow, you guys should write novels or something with that degree of imagination :p
     
    #9 ClutchCityReturns, Dec 19, 2006
  10. A-Train

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    the Rockets without McGrady. :(
     
    #10 A-Train, Dec 19, 2006
  11. ClutchCityReturns

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    Don't remind me :(
     
    #11 ClutchCityReturns, Dec 19, 2006
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    mY GIRLFRIEND hacking my email account.
     
    #12 conquistador#11, Dec 19, 2006
  13. A-Train

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    I hope that's your ex girlfriend now.

    Funny thing coming from "conquistador#11". Looks like she's doing the conquering. :D
     
    #13 A-Train, Dec 19, 2006
  14. Lil Pun

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    Aren't they separated by the Mississippi River?
     
    #14 Lil Pun, Dec 19, 2006
  15. leroy

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    MS is from the other 2, but the area in general is just scary. It's every stereotype of the south come to life in a 50 square mile area.
     
    #15 leroy, Dec 19, 2006
  16. rrj_gamz

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    Word... :eek:
     
    #16 rrj_gamz, Dec 19, 2006
  17. macalu

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    damn, my hispanic friend and i are thinking about roadtripping to alabama. hopefully, we don't break down on the way. :eek:
     
    #17 macalu, Dec 19, 2006
  18. SwoLy-D

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    Hell is wearing my TEXANS shoes and everyone asking me:
    "Big TEXANS fan, huh? Well, you know—"
    "STFU, a55h0l3. :mad: "


    Ha ha. Why did you edit your post, A-Train? :D
     
    #18 SwoLy-D, Dec 19, 2006
  19. Mr. Brightside

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    Hell is no internet access.
     
    #19 Mr. Brightside, Dec 19, 2006
  20. Lil Pun

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    Hell is when the BBS is down.
     
    #20 Lil Pun, Dec 19, 2006
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