Fake.......but funny nonetheless. ------------------ My doctor says I am bipolar. I am going to get a second opinion. I have never had intimate desires for polar bears.
This is Stockton's new hairdo for next year. He is concerned that he is not getting as many flop calls, so he is going to wear his hair like a woman. In related news, Karla Malone is petitioning the league to wear a Utah Starzz uniform to increase his floppability with the refs. PS I hate those guys ------------------
i'm not only the president....but i'm also a client. it would've been cooler if it was malone since he doesn't have any hair ------------------
Looks like Malone FINALLY got Stockton to try Rogaine!!! ------------------ __ Ñ _ _ _ /_ ______ _ \ ÝÝÝÝl____| * |___ lÝÝÝÝ ¡,.-ñý¯Çi ¡,.-ñ~ñ~ñ-.,¡ `¯ýñ-.,
Maybe thats John's brother Oswald "Moondog" Stockton. ------------------ Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. TOOL-Aenema
------------------ So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking, Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Look out, Dave Cabrero! There's a new sheriff in town! ------------------ Well, I'm your man. I'm the bloody b*stard you wanted when you had me spawned. I'm your tool, and what difference does it make if I hate the part of me that you most need? What difference does it make that when the little serpents killed me in the game, I agreed with them, and was glad? -- Ender Wiggin
LOL! Well, he tried... ------------------ The season's over, but the 'Stros have started. Guess I'm still gonna be nursing that keg...
