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What If ... the Rockets franchise never left San Diego, what would...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Jun 10, 2021.

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    Houston Swamp Humidity

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    That would be the current name. That's who we are right now instead of playing like the Houston Rockets.
     
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    The Houston Obits. I was going to suggest the Orbits, but based on current performance, we'd burn up on reentry.
     
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    One of the few names that can’t be made plural. A drop of water that turns into a flame. We could have been the Heat, too. No way would one of the largest cities / markets not have a team before other smaller cities / markets.
     
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    The Houston Swangerz. Reaches out to the urban and the promiscuous crowd.

    The Houston Dangerfields. Obviously cause they get no respect.
     
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    The Houston @$$Holes....

    Would love to see @$$Hole written across their jerseys!
     
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