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What if Clyde Drexler was Chinese?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Hank McDowell, Aug 11, 2008.

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Clyde Drexler. Imitator or innovator?

  1. Influenced by the Qing Dynasty. Who isn't?!

    24 vote(s)
    45.3%

  2. Influental to the modern era. Clyde Tse-tung...

    29 vote(s)
    54.7%
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  1. Hank McDowell

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    Would he have be influnced by the Qing dynasty, or would he have been influential to the modern era?
     
    #1 Hank McDowell, Aug 11, 2008
  2. DaDakota

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    No, he would be 16 years old at these very Olympics.

    ;)

    And the Chinese national team would not have problems bringing the ball up the court and feeding the post.

    DD
     
    #2 DaDakota, Aug 11, 2008
  3. macalu

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    then it sure wasn't beef he was serving at his BBQ restaurant.
     
    #3 macalu, Aug 11, 2008
  4. DarkHorse

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    winner
     
    #4 DarkHorse, Aug 11, 2008
  5. Tigerknee

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    I think I'm about to start a Worst Poll Ever poll.
     
    #5 Tigerknee, Aug 11, 2008
  6. tinman

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    There would be a big sign on the Great Wall saying
    "Bring Back Calvin!"
     
    #6 tinman, Aug 11, 2008
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    What if Clyde Drexler were Chinese?

    I think we would have "cryde." :D
     
    #7 thumbs, Aug 11, 2008
  8. Vanilla Rice

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    Dude, you beat me by mere seconds! Cryde Drexrer. :D
     
    #8 Vanilla Rice, Aug 11, 2008
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    Don't forget -- I got in the entendre! :cool:
     
    #9 thumbs, Aug 11, 2008
  10. Storm Surge

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    the back of his jersey would say "Clyde" instead of "drexler"
     
    #10 Storm Surge, Aug 11, 2008
  11. AntiSonic

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    Hahaha and things just keep getting worse for human rights!
     
    #11 AntiSonic, Aug 11, 2008
  12. tinman

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    it would be BBQ-ed Gazelles

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 tinman, Aug 11, 2008
  13. heypartner

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    Ninja Slama Jama
     
    #13 heypartner, Aug 11, 2008
  14. Nero

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    Notheen but bottom of net! Hah hah hah!
     
    #14 Nero, Aug 11, 2008
  15. pmac

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    Ninja's are japanese. :eek:
     
    #15 pmac, Aug 11, 2008
  16. heypartner

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    Crouching Tiger Slama Jama
     
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    ...ancient teachings of the Shaolin Pavillion?
     
    #17 pmac, Aug 11, 2008
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    This thread is hilarious but it confuses me, like why people keep giving Ryan Bowen a job. But if he was chinese then he'd change his nickname from "Glide" to "Studies very hard for upcoming calculus test".
     
    #18 QdoubleA, Aug 11, 2008
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    You mean he isn't?
     
    #19 Gwalchmai, Aug 11, 2008
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    Crouching Slama, Hidden Jama
     
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