Lock if reposted. What I did on my summer vacation… By TRAVIS MCLEAN …A picture says a thousand words. Or in this case, here’s some pictures so we don’t have to write a thousand words. Here’s what some NBA stars did with their summer vacation: ‘Sup, my name is Lamar Odom of the World Champion Los Angeles Lakers… … I spent my summer vacation eating candy, drinking champagne and lowering my standards. Hi guys, in case you didn’t already know, my name is LeBron James… …I spent my summer vacation developing a movie idea in which I play myself at a fantasy basketball camp and, of course, hilarity ensues. Pretty clever right? Hold on a sec… my agent is calling me… “He did what? And he’s calling it Shaq Camp? You’ve got to be kidding me.” What up folks? My name is Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic… …I spent most of my summer vacation answering phone calls from Vince Carter’s mom. I think it’s kinda neat she takes such a close interest in her son’s profession. I’m sure it won’t cause any unnecessary strain down the line. Hi there, I’m not sure if you remember me, but my name is Tracy McGrady and I used to be a big NBA star… …anyways, I spent my summer vacation rehabbing my knee and, I’ve got to say, I’m feeling a lot better and I think we’ve got a really good chance to make the playoffs this year even without Yao. I’m really looking forward to proving all of my doubters wrong. See you soon. Hi there, my name is Steve and I am Tracy McGrady’s surgically repaired knee.. …I spent my summer vacation pretending to be healthy and letting T-Mac get his hopes up. But don’t worry, I have no intention of playing past December, you can take that to the bank. I also spoke to Ted, Tracy’s other knee, and he says he’s pretty much ready to give up on this whole NBA thing too. Hola, mi nombre es Ricky Rubio… …on my summer vacation I decided to stay in Spain instead of heading to Minnesota. It was a very tough decision. Summer in Spain. Summer in Minnesota. Hey, Chris Bosh here… …I spent my summer coming up with ways to not answer questions about my contract extension. Like check this one out: I really do love Toronto and would definitely consider staying here if the team is headed in the right dir… haha, nah man, I can’t even get through that one with a straight face. Oh we brought in Jarret Jack? That’ll solve ALL of our problems! Where do I sign? Haha. Hi, my name is Delonte West… …on my summer vacation I learned how to play the guitar. I’m no Antonio Banderas yet but I can strum a mean Beretta. I also practised my handcuff pose ‘cuz you never know when it’ll come in handy.
I didn't find it funny at all. And mogrod's Second Round Virgin photoshop surfaces yet again, without credit. He really should have put a watermark on it.
