What have you done that just knocked a women's socks off?

What, was she Japanese?

 

I threw a powerful right cross one time that knocked a woman's socks off (ok, so it only knocked her backwards. close enough).

 

The first night my wife and I partied together, we were with a large group at a club...the party later moved to her house. I had to leave (there were still quite a few people there), so she walked me out to the porch. In a light-hearted manner, she said "I'll dream about this night always!" I looked her in the eyes and said "I'll give you something to dream about." I then grabbed her and kissed her.


That was 19 years ago, and she still hasn't found those socks.

 

are you sure the guy on Big Brother didn't ask her, "do you want to get high?"

 

When I do what I do best - the socks are already off.

 

One time I told this girl, "I'm sorry, but I think my dog urinated on your socks."

Those socks came off fast.

 

I once .... no, I'd better not, after the last time I responded to a thread like this.

 

you too??

that was unreal funny, Raven!

 

Great story, Behad. Those are the moments that stay clear as crystal long after they've occurred.

(hope your back is better! )

 

A girl at school gave everyone in our writing class a bag of candy for Halloween. When I sent her a thank-you email, I included a made-up account of me finding the bag (she had left it in my student mailbox) and freaking out because I thought my drug supplier was now leaving my "stash" in my mailbox.

It was a pretty stupid story, but she was really sweet to me after that.

 

A good magician never explains his tricks. Sorry, fellas...

 

I wish I had girls that liked me... I hate my self

 

Holden
is that you disguised as azadre

 

I unloaded the dishwasher the other day. My wife was floored!

 

To those of youth, to those of inexperience, to those of low self esteem.

the best chance you have of "knocking a girls socks off" is to say what you are thinking but are too afraid to say. If you think she is the most beutifull girl in the world, say it, but say in honestly, say it when she has to recognise it.

try not to say it when she is in a group and you are just randomly walking up to her. this only opens you to ridecule, because any girl hearing the honest truth from any guy is shocked and flattered. the thing is that id given the comfort of a group of friends, her being thrown off, and maybe slightly uncomfortable will manifest itself into a joke to her friends.

please dont be creepy, just be honest and let your shyness show.

one of MY favorite things to do to a girl I am attracted to, one i barely know, but would like to know better, is ... to, in passing in a social place, like a bar or party. walk by get close and kinda wisper in her ear. "Michelle, you are very distracting, you distract me" this is only really a good idea if she has been distracting you, and you maybe have made eyecontact with her a few times earlier that night. it also works without a name. just walk up, say "you distract me, what is your name?" even add you have been distracting me all night" I know its more a line, but with me, this is always just me being honest. hot chicks distract me. I cant act normally with my friends if one is around, I have to talk to her. if she is my type, i tell her

ok that is all you get from me

 

Thanks Mr Hallmark

 

I took a picture of 'Pisa' and gave it to her

 

Seriously Mrs Smeg hasn't worn socks since we met!!!!!

 

(from behind a bar) Remembering a girl and all her friends names and drinks a week later.

RR