What Does Your S/O Nag About The Most? (Paging Al Bundy!)

"Stop talking about [insert girl's name]"

"no stop it, my 'aunt flo' is in town"

"stop being so immature"

"do you only like me for secks?"

"you don't draw me naked anymore"

"nooo stoppp... not in public"


That pretty much covers the main points. No I'm not a horn ball..

 

Wow, you actually made me appreciate my passive aggressive girlfriend.

But if I could communicate in words the look she gives when she hates me... agh I like you guys too much to subject you to the horror. THE HORROR!

It's like they say. A picture is worth a thousand words.

 

everyfockingthing.

 

must you bring the picture thread up?

 

oh lord.. same here...



I hate that fking loook..!!


unfortuantely for me.. it's always preceeded or followed by words.. with this unbelievably "b****y" tone.... that ugh... so much so.. that with this one.. I have to maintain composure and be sane in how I respond.. for both our sakes..

 

yes.. no matter how painful the urge.. to respond in kind.. ^


also.. I have to pay extra mind to my temper.. as I have this curse of a 'talent'.. to verbally "go for the jugular"... and of course.. I hate those end results...

 

Usually whenever she nags I just secks her.. it shuts her nags up good for a good couple of hours.

 

you are indeed a lucky one.. by your examples.. her nags are incredibly tolerable.. and no "look".. count your blessings..


for those I experience... are libido killers..!

 

in other words... hediously repulsive.. ^


hmm.. i really should stop posting about this.. I shudder in remembrance..

 

Actually I really do think I'm the luckiest guy on earth. I have the bestest GF evarrr. But I do learn to stay away and give her her space during the full moon cus well.. you can't really do much anyways haha. or maybe.....? nahh..


Most her nags are cus I'm just always hr0ny whenever she's around. I think I do enough for her that she shouldn't really nag too much anyways.

I've noticed most of it starts with a stop, like:

"stop, I gotta go home now"

"stop, not now.. I'm on the phone with mum"

"stop it hurts"

"stop... no.. wait.. don't stop. oh yeahhh..."

 

"I'm cold!!!!" (the thermostat is set at 78.....)

"You know what you could do that would be really nice?" (this is always followed by something that I really don't want to do)

"Why do you want to watch this game? It's not the Rockets!" (referring to the Finals)

"No football today, let's go somewhere." (Thank God for TiVo)

 

Ahhh... good stuff, NegroHat... I have these here translations to deeply analyze your gal (or guy, not that there's nothing wrong with that)'s nags:

"You're drinking again? I thought you said that you wouldn't be drinking as much once the Rockets season ended!"
Translation: "Pay attention to ME and not your friends! I'm lonely!"

"I'm gaining weight because of YOU. Why do you always want to eat fast food. GAWD! Why do let me eat 2 fish sandwiches from McDonalds! I know I told you I'm craving it but why do you allow me to stuff my face in such abundant proportions!"
Translation: "I cannot control myself, so I have to blame it on someone else! It's the way of the future!"

"Your job sucks! Even though it has provided for us the last few years it is horrible and you should be more ambitious! Why do you have to work Saturdays??? I should hook up with an architect!"
Translation: "I can't see the good in anything you do. I am a pessimist and you can suck it."

"Oh lord! Why do you always change it to Sports??? How about we watch something I want to watch for a change??? Like a Lifetime movie with the same plot as the gazillion other movies featured on this godforsaken channel!"
^ Yeah... this one's for Dr. Phil or Oprah, and no one can really know the truth... I don't know... I'm like you, Sombrero... I just... don't want to see Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years or Joe from Facts of Life or that chick from Full House getting beat up again...

 

"stop posting under my account and making me look like a lesbian"

 

"Your ridiculously large penis can be a lot of work. I mean, sure it's amazing and ravages me in just the right way, but it's so heavy to lift!"

 

that I don't listen something something something.......

 

My gf becomes a driver instructor whenever we're in the car...

"lock the doors"
"why are you speeding?" (going 5 mph over limit)
"you're swerving out of control" (get on the line or hit the street reflector for a second)
"you're tailgaiting the car!" (3 feet away from the car)


sigh

 

My wife is always on me for having "road rage", yet, when I'm driving, she constantly eggs me on.

"Man, that guy just cut you off!"
"Move it, a-hole!"
"What is this guy doing?!?!?"

Uh...honey...you're not being very helpful....

 

"Are you watching this?" - of course I am, thats why I have the TV on that channel.

"I think the car ahead of us is braking" - and I will be too, right after you stop talking

but its the loaded questions which kill you. I come home on Friday and she says "Are we busy this weekend?" almost always followed by "because I have a really lame idea that i think will be fun". It will never be fun.

 

"put your seatbelt on" - as soon as I shut the car door.

I always wear my seat belt, but I might pull out of the driveway before I put it on.