I work in a office of 6 and it seems like everyday one of them, besides my boss, do something that bug the crap out of me. One of them belches, holds the air in his mouth, then blows it out, most of the time by me. Another one, sometimes when he asked you a question, says "Huh Huh?" before you get a chance to answer. And the last one, will ask you a question or tell you something whether you are on the phone or standing there talking to some one.
Stand around talking in each other's offices and in the hall all day when they could be doing work. Some of them especially love it when they're spreading gossip about other people around here they don't like. If I'm not doing work, I'm at least quietly in my office (which is around the corner from everyone else, and I'm thankful for that every day) just taking a break and hanging out on the bbs.
One guy at the office puts on so much Cologne I can tell if he's in the office when I come through the door, he's an old timer and smokes so that helps kill his Irish showers by 10ish.. The same guy burps all the time and I can hear from my office, he also talks to his computer and gets mad reading e-mails.. I.E. DAMIT.. ****.. ****.. all the great words for office use.. He's a good worker, but annoys the hell out of me.. Thank god he's old and will more than likely get fed up with the company and think we are the ones with problems and go to another company soon..
I work with a guy who has self-claimed the title of office dj. He feels the need to play his music loud enough to share with all of us. Sometimes it's not so bad. Most of the time it is.
--chomp on food like a rabbit --slurp coffee like a horse at a water trough --try to act cool but come off like a dork --try to be funny but come off like an idiot That about sums it up for me.....
this one guy in my office named jo mamma will poor the last sip of his coffee onto the carpet so he can have a fresh cup. I mean,what is that?
My most annoying thing about my job is that I don't live in the same town as my boss. I miss Major!!!! Outside of that, nothing. I've been a lucky ****er with my jobs.
- When people close to my office have a conference call on speaker and don't shut the door. - When unproductive people stop by to waste 30 minutes of my time to avoid doing their job. - People that stink.
10 feet away from my desk I hear this same biotch babble on, night and day about, what a sack of shiot her exhusband is. she has been divorced for like 10 years, but rambles constantly about how terrible men are, and men are pigs and all that stuff. Also every morning something new and terrible has happened to her that no one else could possible imagine...like traffic or waking up late or having a headache.
This one guy keeps mumbling about his stapler all day. He turns his radio up and when I ask him to turn it down, he just mumbles about how he was told he could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9-11. The last time we had cake, he didn't get a piece so he is constantly mumbling about that. The boss finally had to move him down to the basement because he's kept mumbling something about burning the building down if he didn't get his paycheck. I think one of these days, he's going to 'snap' and burn this place down, then go off to the islands and bug the waiters on the beach.
Does anyone have a someone that hits the keys on the keyboard with 2000lbs of force? The guy here figures if he does not hit them that hard it won't work.
