I have everything I really need and don't really want anything. Everything I want, I normally just buy myself so I have no clue what to say when people ask me what I want, especially something that is affordable for them. Normally I just ask for some rockets tickets but I'm having a hard time getting excited about this team. What do you guys want for Christmas?
If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.
Classic!! Very nice, you are definitely BetterThanI. I actually want a new tv for Christmas, so I can watch both the Rockets and the UK Cats suck in HD. My theory is it won't be as painful... cause at least they will look good, if not play good.
A new car!!! (oh wait, I already knew I was getting one of those for christmas) OK then, a PS3 and Assassin's Creed.
I want PH*ck*NG > .500 for my Houston teams before 2007 is done, g*d-******ng-d*mn*t!!!! Tmac640 and jcee, I swear to you I thought of it without looking at your posts... But, seriously, I want a PS3...
That would be a hell of a Christmas. Me personally, I'm a big fan of cash. Gift cards aren't bad either.
