bleh got caught staring at a customer's breasteses today. We've got a 3-4 feet high counter that seems to come up right under a lot of female customers' breasts so a lot of times they wind up plopping their breasts on the counter while ordering. Needless to say, it can be very distracting especially if the female already has big ones to begin with. Normally I do a very good job of keeping my eyes focused on their face when they're ordering. Unfortunately I dropped my guard today because I was a little sleepy and dropped my yes for a teeny second. The lady was in her 40's probably, but she had the breasts of a 25 year old (the counter propping things up probably helped). Easily 40DD and just all out there cuz she only had a tank top on (no wrinkles at all). My eyes just stayed there for a second too long and when I looked back up, we both knew what I had done. She was nice enough to keep her boobs on the counter and not embarass me for my momentary lapse. I just kinda gave her a little smile with my deer in the headlights look and finished taking her order. I had someone else take her order to her later and went to hide in the back til she left. mucho embarassing
Well, for the next month, just say, 'Oh, excuse me, I was just thinking about that breastfeeding Mother on the cover of Times magazine. Are you Mother Enough like her?"
What about men's breasts? Does the counter move for those? Did she come back to return the tip you gave her boyfriend?
Compliment her on her gorgeous boobs. If she had a tank top on with those bad boys, she knew what she was doing. "Nice boobs, ma'am." That's all you gotta say.
Then, you got confused who was ordering because you were fixated and said "can i have some milk with that?".
Wink if you can't get sued for sexual harassment in your current state. Tell her she should get her breasts checked for lumps if you can.
she was actually there with her mother. luckily her mom was sitting down and didn't notice this little exchange or it woulda just been weird and embarassing. I think she was ok about it since she was in her 40's. If the girl was younger, I might have had a real problem.
I would expect that kind of reaction from a teenager. I assume you are married so that's no biggie, if not just shrug it off as a natural thing, who knows if she would have given you a smile if you took care of her order like she deserved.
honestly, I always thought I'd have a witty comeback or something when getting caught like that, but my mind just went blank and all I was aware of was how embarassing it was right now
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