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What Do You Do If You Fart While Showering?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Probably TMI, but I'm in a sharing mood today...

    Let a loud one rip last night while showering. For some odd reason, the combo of the water plus the fart made me feel really gross. I had to stop the shower and go wipe it dry back there before hopping back in the shower. Almost felt like if I continued the shower the the fart would be traveling in a liquid form onto my legs. Someone please tell me I ain't the only one. and yeah I know it's weird.
     
  2. MadMax

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    I don't think we have to do that thing where we tell each other everything.
     
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  3. BigBird

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    yeah that's weird that it freaks you out.
     
  4. McNultyisDrunk

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    You should wear Depends in the shower to prevent the methane from escaping.
     
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    Were you showering alone?
     
  6. sammy

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    You are the only one.
     
  7. GRENDEL

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    There are a good number of things that shouldn't be shared.....
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    Most of them appear as hotballa threads.
     
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  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Why in the world would you get out of the shower to wipe off? You're in a freaking shower. Do you not clean your ass when bathing?
     
  10. TexasTofu

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    farting naked = super fart
     
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  11. McNultyisDrunk

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    I can't be the only one who imagines hotballa as an adult version of Ralph Wiggum, right?

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    When are you not in a sharing mood?
     
  14. hotballa

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    I always do but I didn't want to get my hand dirty since I had just farted. For sone odd reason it felt more clean if it was dried first.

    And yes...showering alone
     
  15. Rocketman95

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    Do you not understand how soap and water work? And what did you do with your hand after you wiped it off?

    I'm proud of you for finally having the courage to shower alone, but it doesn't sound like you're ready to do it without personal assistance. I'd ring for the nurse if I was you.
     
  16. v3.0

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    Sounds like a shart.
     
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  17. CCorn

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    What do you do if you shart all over the tile?
     
  18. liljojo

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    Ummm... I keep showering?
     
  19. hotballa

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    as v3.0 said, it kinda felt like a super shart. if I kept the water running, I would be spreading the shartiness around. and the shower alone comment was for sirsir's question.

    just felt cleaner to dry it up first
     
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    Hold my breath
     

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