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What can possibly go wrong? (Baby Stroller)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tested911, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. tested911

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    looks like a nice Launchpad for babies
     
  3. Dr of Dunk

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    Looks like they're strapped in, though. That's a plus. lol.
     
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    I see she's wearing all black in preperation for her baby's funeral. Nice one, Britney.
     
  5. Panda

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    Introducing the Baby Killer stroller.

    All parents feel very safe with their babies in front as protective shields.

    A good measure to control the over population in the world. LOL.

    j/k.
     
  6. DonnyMost

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    generation X is r****ded.
     
  7. dntrwl

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    About the seatbelts they have, about 1 in 10 parents are r****ds and will not put them on, thus we have Baby Launcher 1.0 as well as Owl Swoop Bait 1.0
     
  8. Mr. Mooch

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    Why not just create a Segway Stroller?

    Oh snap, I should patent that.
     
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    Someone had some dead baby jokes the other day. I'm still waiting to hear one.
     
  10. Invisible Fan

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    If you're stupid or lazy enough to buy one, then....
     
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    Attach some Alaskan huskies to the front and you have yourself the perfect solution for the lazy mother: The Baby Sled 3000

    "Mommy's training for the Iditarod honey. Mush, I say...Mush!"
     
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    That's almost as fun looking as the old "Baby Catapult" we bought for our dear departed first child.
     
  13. DonkeyMagic

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    im sort of shocked :eek:

    i cant quite put my finger on why...is it the safety? the extreme ridiculousness of the idea in general? the lameness of an adult, a parent no less, on a scooter? :confused:
     
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    If I had a choice of a regular stroller and this one, I would get this one.
     
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    Whats black and blue and hated anal sex?




    The dead baby in the trunk of my car.
     
  16. macalu

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    What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
     
  17. swilkins

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    She is booking!!!

    This is not for lazy people. It's for people that have too much to do and not enough hours in the day.

    V 2.0 will have a V-twin.
     
  18. DonkeyMagic

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    i was thinking it may need a roll cage for the baby
     
  19. JuanValdez

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    It looks like the kid would never touch the asphalt when the stroller crashes. The handle will keep him off the ground, and he'll be buckled in real good. This is assuming the kid isn't longer than the stroller.

    This is similar to something called a buggy board we just got, that provides a little board for the older sibling to stand (or sit) and hang on to when the baby is in the stroller.
     
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    I'll bet you if I picked up that stroller and threw it out into hotballa's parking lot, the baby would cry upon impact.
     

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