What can I do to get out of the doghouse with wife?

What did she find? Your Glock or your Bazooka? There is a big difference you know.

 

make some squirrel soup and squirrel pie, everything should be fine after that!

 

Flowers ought to get this job done.

 

give her a spa day.

Check with one of her close friends to find out exactly what treatments she would enjoy.

If you have the cash, send her with a sibling, a good friend, or her mom (or just someone of her choice).

Actually, there are a lot of treatments that are being geared towards men these days....why not take her yourself (if so, ask her opinion on what treatments you should have.....it may be that those caloused hands need some softening......or maybe a freshly waxed back would turn her on)

 

did I just say all that?

 

Once my wife got pissed at me and I became her. Wore her robe and slippers, then paraded around the house like she had been for the past few days.

She has routinely questioned my sanity and this added to it, but it worked!

 

get her some guns of her own

 

ahhh, the joys of being single!

i only gotta worry about finding a sporting event on TV 24 hours a day.

 

Act like you really care about her. Spend some time listening to her, talking to her, finding out what's been going on in her life. Spend some time doing whatever she's doing instead of plugging straight in to the TV or the Internet. Help around the house (more than just one little thing every great once in a while). Ask her if there's anything she needs done. Give her a back massage. Write a note telling her how much she means to you. Be a sensitive guy and all that.

For all I know, you may be doing these things already... this is just one chick's opinion on some things that would really help a relationship out. IMO the stuff that costs lots of money is overrated... your time and attention are more important. (on the other hand, it may be less painful just to throw money at it and hope things get better )

Better get this posted before dimsie and Mrs. JB come into this thread and start giving suggestions about... ummm, a cunning linguist.

 

lol Isabel. I figured Mrs JB would have typed by now, cut & dry: "let her finish first".

roxran, I say dump the kids off at the grandma's and pay undivided attention to your wife for a day.

 

You crack me up..

LMAO!!



Seriously, I think that Pole does have a good idea. Once she is all relaxed and feeling good from your treat at the day spa, she will probably pay more attention to you.....

 

I recommend using negative reinforcement. Nothing can persuade a person to change their stance/state of mind more than a good verbal tongue-lashing mixed with some form of physical pain.

 

This would likely be a sure way to divorce court...and a restraining order.

 

I would suggest you take a trip down town for her. and trim the bushes around the back yard.

 

roxy babe,

just suck her toes!!!

 

Whatever you do, dont take her to a symphony or an opera. You got to retain some form of manhood. My gf always tries to get me to go. I just give her the weirdest look and tell her "Are you actually saying these words?"

That works for me. teehee......

 

Manhood is overrated. Sounds like you're on top of things, ROXRAN. Good luck!

 

Clean the couch to pretend like you're doing some housework. Either way it ends up, it's a win-win situation...