1. no smoking 2. seat belts...i'm not paying for your ticket 3. when eating food crack the window 4. don't tell me how to drive 5. leave with what you came in with 6. don't touch the radio 7. fine girls get shotgun priorities...for everyone else it's each man for themselves
If we're on a road trip, and it's late, I better not be the only one awake. Chances are if I'm the only one awake in the car, soon there won't be anyone awake in the car.
1. touch the radio, come back with a nub. this is the most important rule. 2. i take my turns at just the right speed, not at all too fast. 3. don't do anything that annoys me like smoking or touching the radio. 4. remember rule #1
1. Don't stare at me while I'm driving... 2. Girls, don't flirt with me & don't put on makeups in my car...
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather. He died peacefully in his sleep, not screaming his head off like the passengers in his car.
No smoking. No eating. No drinking (Unless its alcohol and only the passengers can drink) If you are a female...Road.....H. E. A. D.
