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What are the Clutchfans Drexlerisms!!!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by BackNthDay, Nov 30, 2007.

  1. BackNthDay

    BackNthDay Member

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    It appears that we repeat over and over again the same issues we have with Rocket players that turn into Drexlerisms

    For example
    * Rafer can't shoot - Duh, going on 3 or 4 years, he has almost build the Telfiar community by himself
    * Steve dribbles out the shot clock - doing better this
    * Luther looks lost - always has loked lost
    * Bonzi is lazy - it appears that way again this year.
    * Yao is tenative
    * Tmac should go to the hole
    * Yao needs to dunk more
    * Yao is not in shape
    * We are playing 3 on 5 offensive basketball - oops that's mine, I shouldn't included
    * Yao can't play against fast breaking teams
    * Shane needs to be more agressive
    * Chuck needs to learn how to shoot (free throws, a jumper etc...)
    * MJ hasn't seen a shoot he doesn't like - it takes 3 days for him to get off his jumper
    * Deke can't catch a pass, rebound, or cold
    * Scola fouls too much

    I could go on but I'm looking for others to add
     
  2. shawn786

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    Damnnn a hole thread dedicated to putting down the Rockets after a loss. Now thats somthing new :rolleyes:
     
  3. hermbob

    hermbob Rookie

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    "It's going to take time."
     
  4. Mr. Clutch

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    *Fire the coach, whoever it is.
    *Play the token white guy more.
    *Propose an absurd trade the other team would never accept.
    *Cleverly disguised Rafer thread.
    *Cleverly disguised YOF/TOF threads.
    *Heart/Fire/Leadership thread.
    *Caption this!
    *Pruyen picture montage.
     
  5. XtraP79

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    *How can we ever beat Dallas
    *How can we ever beat Phoenix
    *How can we ever win a seven-game series
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  6. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    -langhi should start
    -boki should start
    -novak should start
    -spanoulis should start
    -we should draft pittsnogle
    -vince young should coach, play, and save the planet
     
  7. jc1988

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    fire the coach, love the new coach, hate the new one, get the old one back, oh the new one is doing ok again, no still fire the new one......
     
  8. Vengeance

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    * What are you listening to right now? :D
     
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    * Is Tmac a Pointforward?
     
  10. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    I'm not so sure Bonzi is lazy, i just think he has a low Basketball IQ.
     
  11. IC2000

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    Bonzi actually probably has one of the top bball iqs on the team.
     
  12. Mehdi

    Mehdi Rookie

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    "trade t-mac"

    (after one bad game)

    "I love t-mac!"
    (after he throws down 36)
     
  13. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Not fair, the "I love you Tmac"'s come back when he scores 41, not 36. Duh!
    yeah, maybe in opposite land.
     
  14. TRAVLR

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    I think he was just making a joke comment about "BB IQ", that overy hyped cliche. Unfortunate he picked Bonzi, since I agree with you. I like what Bonzi is trying to do out there, he just isn't getting it done right now.
     
  15. TRAVLR

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    I think he was just making a joke comment about "BB IQ", that over hyped cliche. Unfortunate he picked Bonzi, since I agree with you. I like what Bonzi is trying to do out there, he just isn't getting it done right now.
     
  16. shipwreck

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    I love Mike Harris

    DD
     

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