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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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  2. Lil Pun

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    I got a CD from my uncle but I kept it.
     
  3. Behad

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    OK, I'm 40 years old, and have three kids, so I'll be the first to ask:

    [​IMG]

    What does this mean?
     
  4. codell

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    Don't feel bad. Im 29 years old, 1 kid and I dont know what it means either.

    Its the price I pay for listening to AM radio instead of FM.
     
  5. Behad

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    I just figure I better find out soon.

    BTW, I just caught mt 14 year old son looking up pictures of Kiera Knightly and Hillary Duff.
     
  6. codell

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    Did you give him a high five??
     
  7. Behad

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    For Kiera Knightly, but I couldn't say anything about Duff. That would have felt perverted.
     
  8. Master Baiter

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    Time to get a keyboard protector. You wouldnt want to get your fingers stuck to your keyboard from your kids baby batter.
     
  9. PieEatinFattie

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    Update us when he find the nude shots.
     
  10. Behad

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    He has his own computer. And he knows where the paper towels are.
     
  11. Master Baiter

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    Paper towels irrate the skin. A warm, damp wash cloth is better.
     
  12. Behad

    Behad Member

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    I meant for the keyboard cleaning.


    Alright, enough derailing....someone answer my original question.
     
  13. Faos

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    It's a song by some chick named Kelis called "Milkshake". It's what the kids listen to these days.

    http://www.kelis.co.uk/


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    The lyrics:

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    I know you want it,
    the thing that makes me,
    what the guys go crazy for,
    they lose their minds,
    the way i whyne,
    i think its time,

    lala-lalala,
    warm it up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys are waiting,
    lala-lalala
    warm it up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys are waiting,

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    i can see your on it,
    you want me to teach thee,
    techniques that freaks these boys,
    it can't be bought,
    just know things get caught,
    watch if your smart,

    lala-lalala,
    warm it up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys are waiting,
    lala-lalala
    warm it up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys are waiting,

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    oh once you get involved,
    everyone will look this way-so,
    you must maintain your charm,
    same time maintain your haylo,
    just get the perfect(land?),
    plus what you have within,
    then next his eyes are squint,
    then he's picked up your scent,

    lala-lalala,
    warm it up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys are waiting,
    lala-lalala
    warm it up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys are waiting,

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge!

    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    and there like,
    its better than yours,
    damn right its beter than yours,
    i can teach you,
    but i have to charge
     
  14. Behad

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    Carry on my wayward son
    For there'll be peace when you are done
    Lay your weary head to rest
    Now don't you cry no more

    Once I rose above the noise and confusion
    Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion
    I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high
    Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
    Though my mind could think I still was a madman
    I hear the voices when I'm dreamin'
    I can hear them say

    Carry on my wayward son
    For there'll be peace when you are done
    Lay your weary head to rest
    Now don't you cry no more

    Masquerading as a man with a reason
    My charade is the event of the season
    And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know
    On a stormy sea of moving emotion
    Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean
    I set a course for winds of fortune, but I hear the voices say

    Carry on my wayward son
    For there'll be peace when you are done
    Lay your weary head to rest
    Don't you cry no more

    Carry on, you will always remember
    Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
    Now your life's no longer empty
    Surely heaven waits for you

    CHORUS




    Whew, sorry, just had to get some decent lyrics in my head....that last post was messing with me.
     
  15. A-Train

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    Behad, you aren't huby_n1's dad, are you?
     
  16. Behad

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    Would you let your kid post at a site like this??
     
  17. A-Train

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    At least you didn't have Outkast's latest song stuck in your head all day yesterday...

    What's better than being cool? ICE COLD!!
     
  18. Master Baiter

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    Thanks Ass. As much as I hate that damn song I cant get it out of my freaking head once I hear even a little bit of it. :D
     
  19. giddyup

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    Barelly bouncing A-cups?
     
  20. Master Baiter

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    I think it is a bunch of crap that is trying to sound suggestive but I'm sure there is someone out there that can rationalize its meaning.
     

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