I'll be sitting at work when I feel a fart coming. Thinking nothing of it, I let it quietly loose knowing no one will hear it and don't care if they smell it, but suddenly an unexpected wet gift comes with it. I'll feel my drawers get soaked and I'm trying to squeeze them with my butt cheeks so they don't touch my slacks and embarrass me the rest of the day at work. Happen to anyone else? That feeling of wetness rushing and spreading quickly, knowing you'll smell like doodoo the rest of the day if you don't do something about it? What do you guys do in this situation to help resolve it?
I'm supposed to drink like 100 gallons of water a day based on size but that's so much water. Sometimes I drink a little too much water at once and then sit down and I get that wet belly tum tum gurgle that lets you know its really only like a couple of muscles that hold all your insides inside. Who doesn't crap their pants a little once in a while? Liars that's who.
Lord knows I **** my pants once every 3-5 years. And a small wet fart every so often. I'm not even kidding, ask my wife. She's like ewwwww. But I'm like hey I couldn't make it to the toilet! I've even **** outside in the dark on my early morning walks with the dog because well I couldn't make it back to the house, so I **** near a tree at least twice in the last two years.
