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  1. Lil Pun

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    13 Year Old Corrects NASA Findings on 1 in 45,000 Chance of Apophis Asteroid, the Correct Chance: 1 in 450.

    BERLIN (AFP) - A 13-year-old German schoolboy corrected NASA's estimates on the chances of an asteroid colliding with Earth, a German newspaper reported Tuesday, after spotting the boffins had miscalculated.

    Nico Marquardt used telescopic findings from the Institute of Astrophysics in Potsdam (AIP) to calculate that there was a 1 in 450 chance that the Apophis asteroid will collide with Earth, the Potsdamer Neuerster Nachrichten reported.

    NASA had previously estimated the chances at only 1 in 45,000 but told its sister organisation, the European Space Agency (ESA), that the young whizzkid had got it right.

    The schoolboy took into consideration the risk of Apophis running into one or more of the 40,000 satellites orbiting Earth during its path close to the planet on April 13 2029.

    Those satellites travel at 3.07 kilometres a second (1.9 miles), at up to 35,880 kilometres above earth -- and the Apophis asteroid will pass by earth at a distance of 32,500 kilometres.

    If the asteroid strikes a satellite in 2029, that will change its trajectory making it hit earth on its next orbit in 2036.

    Both NASA and Marquardt agree that if the asteroid does collide with earth, it will create a ball of iron and iridium 320 metres (1049 feet) wide and weighing 200 billion tonnes, which will crash into the Atlantic Ocean.

    The shockwaves from that would create huge tsunami waves, destroying both coastlines and inland areas, whilst creating a thick cloud of dust that would darken the skies indefinitely.

    The 13-year old made his discovery as part of a regional science competition for which he submitted a project entitled: "Apophis -- The Killer Astroid."
     
  2. Surfguy

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    Ironic that he made the correction but misspelled Asteroid in his submitted project? Or, do some people call them Astroids?
     
  3. Lil Pun

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    Well he is from Germany so there may be some translation problems going on there or something similar.
     
  4. Nero

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    Funniest thing is, while we would no doubt have the technological ability (by that time) to divert such a relatively small asteroid, no such program would be allowed to exist because it would have had too much "impact" on "climate change".

    Suicidal morons should not be allowed to influence policy.
     
  5. rocketsjudoka

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    What sort of asteriod diversion program would have a major affect on climate change?
     
  6. KingCheetah

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    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG


    DOOMED
     
  7. xcrunner51

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    By ability, do you mean teams of hick oil drillers who we send up in special hybrid Air Force/NASA space shuttles that for some reason have chain guns?
     
  8. bingsha10

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    Its all about the carbon footprint space shuttles leave behind.
     
  9. Hayesfan

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    I volunteer to play the part of Liv Tyler.
     
  10. halfbreed

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    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/16/esa_german_schoolboy_apophis_denial/

    Schoolboy's asteroid-strike sums are wrong
    German kid saw 1 in 450 chance of Apophis apocalypse

    Widespread media reports claim that a German schoolboy has recalculated the likelihood of a deadly planet-smasher asteroid hitting the Earth, and found the catastrophe is enormously more likely than NASA thought. The boy's sums were said to have been checked by both NASA and the European Space Agency (ESA), and found to be correct.

    There's only one problem with the story: the kid's sums are in fact wrong, NASA's are right, and the ESA swear blind they never said any different. An ESA spokesman in Germany told the Reg this morning: "A small boy did do these calculations, but he made a mistake... NASA's figures are correct."

    It would appear that the intial article in the Potsdamer Neueste Nachrichten, which says that NASA and the ESA endorsed Nico Marquardt's calculations, was incorrect. The story was picked up by German tabloids and the AFP news wire, and is now all over the internet.

    Marquardt apparently reckoned that the odds of the well-known Apophis asteroid hitting Earth were not one in 45,000 as assessed by NASA, but rather one in 450. Apophis will pass close by Earth in 2029 and 2036, so close that it will come nearer than satellites in geostationary orbit.

    It seems that Marquardt's calculations included the possibility of collision with a satellite in some way not thought to have been covered by NASA, which bumped up the odds of a subsequent Earth strike. But NASA says:

    [The asteroid will pass] within the distance of Earth's geosynchronous satellites. However, because Apophis will pass interior to the positions of these satellites at closest approach, in a plane inclined at 40 degrees to the Earth's equator and passing outside the equatorial geosynchronous zone when crossing the equatorial plane, it does not threaten the satellites in that heavily populated region.
     
  11. Hippieloser

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    I'm tired of worrying about asteroids hitting Earth.

    It's time they started worrying about EARTH hitting THEM.
     
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    So you want Ben Affleck to eat animal crackers off your chest and then bone and marry you? :eek:
     
  15. Nice Rollin

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    are they sure it's not just a balloon that says "hi, im big butt skinner"?
     
  16. rrj_gamz

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    Who cares...

    It's almost summer time and people suppose h*rny...
     
  17. Nero

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    Umm, none. But neither does anything else we do either. That's the whole point.
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    I don't see your point.

    Somethings cause global warming somethings don't. For instance I've yet to hear that having more sex causes global warming.
     
  19. dntrwl

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    Well, if the sex ends up making a baby, think about all those farts polluting the earth. :p
     

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