Wendy's Manager Shot trying to Protect Chili Sauce

well that is just about as stupid as can be

 

i hope his explosive diarrhea was worth it.

 

the shooting or trying to defend the chili sauce?

 

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I'm not sure where the authorities or media are getting protecting the chili sauce. I'm guessing the guy would've given the idiot in the car all the chili sauce they wanted had he known he'd be shot over it. And was he defending the chili sauce from the bullets? I'm confused.

 

They are both pretty stupid in their own right. The fast food place, just give him a handful of the stupid sauces and be done with it. The guy, shoots a guy for some stupid sauce! Some people really have no value for life.

 

I think we're forgetting the most obvious question here...

What the hell is chili sauce? Is it Wendy's version of hot sauce? I hope it's not a sauce they put on chili, because any chili that's worth eating doesn't need a sauce on it.

The only condiment over which is worth getting shot is Whataburger ketchup...

 

No way man. I would cut you over some Popeyes "Cajun Sparkle".

 

I was wondering that too, I have no idea what it is and I go to Wendy's every once in a while

 

You've got a point. I doubt the guy was pointing a gun and the manager stood in front of the sauce saying 'over my dead body'.

And I don't remember any chili sauce at Wendy's.

 

What the hell is chili sauce?

 

salsa?

 

Funny of the Year right there, folks.

 

From hotsauceblog.com

http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchives/wendys-hot-chili-seasoning/

Wendy’s Hot Chili Seasoning

Posted on 12.28.04 by Nick Lindauer @ 2:32 pm | Comments: | Print This »


For today’s lunch I decided to venture to Wendy’s and try their chili. That’s where the scary part came in. The chili itself tasted fine, a little watery at best. But they also gave me two gold packets of what they have labeled as “Wendy’s hot Chili Seasoning” - This stuff is awful! Has anyone ever read the ingredients?

Ingredients: Water, corn syrup, salt, distilled vinegar, natural flavors, xanthan gum and caramel color.

No what in that list of ingredients makes it Hot? Absolutely nothing, but I found my mouth burning. Why? Because of all the chemicals they put into it. Anyone else have as bad of an experience with these little gold packets of death?

 

Explosive diarrhea is still on the loose.

 

zing! nice one.

 

Now maybe they'll put some f'n sauce in the bag, YO!!!

 

I used to eat a baked potato and chili for lunch from Wendy's (cheap as hell at $2 and tasted pretty decent). The chili sauce they're talking about are packets of liquid seasoning (that sounded nasty) they give you to dump into the chili. Half the time they never give it to you. I don't recall ever caring whether or not I got it. I used to just put some Death Rain Nitro into it instead. The chili sauce they gave you tasted like a chemical you'd find in a vat in Deer Park or something.

 

I would like to apologize to the great CHiPs for mocking the beginning of one of their episodes where some crazy guy goes through a drive-thru, gets to the window, pulls a gun, and then yells, "Give me more ketchup! More Ketchup!!!" The poor drive-thru woman then runs out and flags down the heroic CHiPs, concluding a series of TV events that cause you to say, "now that was stupid" because no guy would pull a gun for more ketchup and that would not rsult in a high-chased pursuit in real life.

Well, I was wrong. CHiPs, as usual, was way ahead of its time. It warned me of furute dangers and I was a fool to not understand.