Tuesday morning, 5 am, my girlfriend and I are making our way to West Palm Beach, Florida, to see her bestfriend. While I'm there, I'm going to stand on a street corner with a butterfly ballot to teach the old folk a thing or two so that next time, the right president will be in the White House. Of course, they could just take cue of some Republican Congressmen who did the same exact thing, yet got to revote. Hmmm. Anyway, I figure I'll be around St. Augustine eating in the new Caddyshack restaurant about the time that the Rockets take Eddie Curry with the 4th pick in the draft. I'm pissed I'm missing the fun, but Florida won't be all bad!! ------------------ Can't I just give you some of my sperm? It's really good! [This message has been edited by Rocketman95 (edited June 25, 2001).]
didn't realise you were ready for Retirement RM95??? ------------------ "The things I enjoy most, I suck at: 1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe Smegs Mock Draft
I thought they passed a new law in Florida that got rid of the butterfly ballot. The real problem, though, is that the Democrats down in Florida don't know how to properly steal an election like the Dems in Dallas. The whole "helping elderly people fill out their absentee ballots, marking the ballot for them, telling them you'll mail the ballot for them only to keep their ballot at campaign headquarters for weeks before messengering them over at the last minute" thing has been a gold mine of stolen votes for years. Their even getting to the point where the campaigns are requesting absentee ballots for people who don't want them and sometimes apparently voting the ballot for them without their knowledge. No matter how much time goes by, Texans (and people from Louisiana, probably) know how to steal elections best. ------------------
I'm jealous! I heard its actually pretty good! Get me a keychain will ya?! Say, you might as well go see the Salvador Dali Museum nearby, I hear its really nice too! ------------------ mr0ily's Shot in the Dark:Mock Draft 2001
Technically speaking, the "right" President IS in the White House, although I will continue to insist that he is not as far-right as you guys think.
St.Augustine, St.Petersburg...DOH! I saw "St." but am not sure how close this may be or how much time you may have... <A HREF="http://www.salvadordalimuseum.org/" TARGET=_blank>Salvador Dalí Museum 1000 Third Street South St. Petersburg, Florida 33701-4901 </A> ------------------ mr0ily's Shot in the Dark:Mock Draft 2001
I eagerly concur!!! ------------------ Rarely is the question asked: Guns kill squirrels than REDRUM to fools across the nation?
don't forget to scuba dive. And don't forget to tell your girlfriend: if we were in Charleston, SC (where this cool guy Achebe lived), we'd be having more fun now.
Actually, we may head up that way if we feel we're wearing out our welcome at the friends. I'll let you know! ------------------ Can't I just give you some of my sperm? It's really good!
