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[weird] So I made out with a she-male last night

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jul 22, 2007.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    Talk about waking up in a cold sweat. Worst dream ever. Well, actually it could have been much worse. Here's the part I can remember.

    I met this hot looking "chick" at a truck stop off all places. Next thing I know I'm in a cab of some truck making out with this "babe". Feeling cocky (no pun intended) I copped a feel up top...all good. Then I went for the goods. "She" lifted up her skirt showing me BOTH MALE AND FEMALE EQUIPMENT!!! Did you hear me? I said BOTH!!! "She" had a vag and a tool!! :eek:

    Remarkably, I kept my composure and backed off. "She" was very nice about the whole thing and we went our separate ways.

    The problem is this horrible image is stuck in my head. Luckily my dreams NEVER come true, so I think I'm all good there.

    Can any of you experts analyze this?
     
  2. nyquil82

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    oooh man, this has potential.....
     
  3. plcmts17

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    Well in the immortal words of Freud, "Das ist ****ed up".
     
  4. ROCKET RICH NYC

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    u may be gay? :p ( sorry faos I couldn't resist - you set yourself up for this one)
     
  5. moestavern19

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    The truck stop is a portal into your mind. It is a place that represents pure masculinity. Making out with a babe is your will to succeed in life and prove yourself in a world of men. The shocking nature of the woman having both parts is a representation of what it is like to find out that sometimes when you strive hard to succeed, you'll have to endure both the good and the bad, the wanted and the unwanted. What matters the most is that you ultimately have the deciding power to forge full speed ahead, or to decide that it was not worth the risk.

    Take this advice to heart.


    The truck stop is always open.
     
  6. Faos

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    Thanks, bro. I feel much better now.
     
  7. KingCheetah

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    [weird] So I made out with a she-male last night

    --Faos
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  8. moestavern19

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    You shouldn't, you sick b*stard.
     
  9. 3814

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    so you were disappointed that it had a vagina? ;)
     
  10. Kam

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    i dont know what to say.

    i just went HAH.

    and that was all.
     
  11. Faos

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    Not to get clincal, but the penis was below the vagina. I would have figured it would have been the other way around for some reason.
     
  12. nyquil82

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    what really matters is: did you have morning wood?
     
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  14. Faos

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    Hell no. What do you take me for? Some kinda weirdo?
     
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    ur not just feeling better. ur feeling some package also.
     
  16. giddyup

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    2 words: WISH FULFILLMENT
     
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    Wow! Haha, you must have been thinking about a she-male before you went to bed...
     
  18. King of 40 Acres

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    Faos your story reminds me of something that happened in real life to a good friend of mine. We were on Sixth Street for Halloween a couple of years ago. So needless to say everyone is in costume and extremely drunk. So we are walking down Sixth and approach what appears from a distance to be 3 girls wearing dresses. My friend looks to me and says something to the effect of "Man those girls look good... I think I'm going to try and talk to them and see what's up". Well long story short it was 3 dudes dressed up in drag for Halloween and as soon as my friend approached them he could tell. Needless to say he was embarassed for trying to hit on men in drag and we gave him a lot of **** for it the rest of the night and for quite some time afterwards.
     
  19. A-Train

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    You have two hands, so what's the problem?
     
  20. Deckard

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    LOL! :D

    My answer? When in danger or in doubt, run in circles... scream & shout.
     

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