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Wednesday afternoon story time with mlwoo (1/21/09)

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mlwoo, Jan 21, 2009.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    There were three cowboys, from Okahoma, Arkansas, and Texas, sitting around a campfire.

    The Oklahoma cowboy, out of nowhere, gloats, "Yesterday I was at the corral when a bull gored six ranchers. I jumped in and wrestled him to the ground with my bare hands."

    The Arkansas cowboy replied, "Oh yeah? Yesterday I came across a fifteen foot rattler. I grabbed it and bit its head off then spit the venom in a spitoon 20 yards away!"

    The entire time, the Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
     
    #1 mlwoo, Jan 21, 2009
  2. MoBalls

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    mlwoo your afternoon story time still sucks.
     
    #2 MoBalls, Jan 21, 2009
  3. moestavern19

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    [​IMG]
     
    #3 moestavern19, Jan 21, 2009
  4. Sooner423

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    LMAO... I think that about sums it up.
     
    #4 Sooner423, Jan 21, 2009
  5. Kyakko

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    does this mean you're going to start up on fridays again? yeeeaaaaa.... i'm collecting these. i'm going to bind them together and send them to a publisher under the title "a billion little pieces".
     
    #5 Kyakko, Jan 21, 2009
  6. MadMax

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    i laughed out loud.

    my business partner asked what was so funny.
     
    #6 MadMax, Jan 21, 2009
  7. SwoLy-D

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    ... So then, the Mexican opened up a can of worms with his penis. ;)

    :( Yeah, seriously, Mr. woo, it's "storytime", not "lamevulgarjoketime".

    It's THREAD-STEALIN' TIME:

    You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
    The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
    As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod. :(
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Jan 21, 2009
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    What did you tell him? How do you explain a picture of The Fonz on waterskis?
     
    #8 ima_drummer2k, Jan 21, 2009
  9. professorjay

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    This was bad. Soooo bad. I can't even bring myself to make a sarcastic comment.

    Get well soon, mlwoo. :(
     
    #9 professorjay, Jan 21, 2009
  10. Blake

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    10/10
     
    #10 Blake, Jan 21, 2009
  11. Yonkers

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    Moe saved the thread. Thank you.
     
    #11 Yonkers, Jan 21, 2009
  12. mrm32

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    omg lmao I laughed out loud
     
    #12 mrm32, Jan 21, 2009
  13. Landlord Landry

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    did you rip this directly from the Ron Artest facts thread?
     
    #13 Landlord Landry, Jan 21, 2009
  14. MadMax

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    I didn't go in to it.


    As an aside...you're aware that the picture is THE visual representation of "jumping the shark," RIGHT?
     
    #14 MadMax, Jan 21, 2009
  15. StaticC4

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    No cougar hunting stories?
     
    #15 StaticC4, Jan 21, 2009
  16. Mulder

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    Winner.
     
    #16 Mulder, Jan 21, 2009
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