With his beard and his off kilter fashion tastes, the league riggers in the NBA front office have deemed him a suitable superstar to serve as a foil to its golden children. We get to lose in the conference finals in embarrassing fashion. Imagine the Rockets if we had a soft spoken black guy as our superstar without a beard or awkward sense of humor. A John Wall, Kemba Walker, or Mike Conley. We'd be screwwwwwwwed! At least we made it this far only to have our pants pulled from us from behind. Because uneducated Southerners from Texas deserve nothing better. That's what the carpetbaggers that run the NBA think at least. The story tomorrow will be about how the Rockets ran out of gas, about how they couldn't buy a three at the worst time, but don't forget. Curry and Thompson as the best shooting duo in the history of the NBA was a thing for a while. We SAW that team. They could not get out of the first round. Now all of a sudden they've been anointed perennial league champs due to their marketability, and nothing else. They still play awful defense and have no interior presence. But Stephen Curry is half-white, well spoken, clean cut, a family man, and wins games in a way that dabbing kids all around the world can relate to. Enjoy the perennial embarrassing playoff losses y'all. At least in baseball it's hard to rig where the ball goes when somebody hits it. And no such things as moving pics, offensive fouls, technical fouls, or no-calls. That's why Houston is allowed to win in that sport.
