http://www.gibbleguts.com/dir/html/Public-washrooms.html I hope this hasnt been posted before. 1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh s___! My glass eye!" 6. Say, "Damn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place, then and sigh loudly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" 11. Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters." 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall. Then say, "Whoops. Could you kick that back over here, please?" 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!" 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot." 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor, making it visible to the occupant of the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Okay, now these two are funny. Especially that first one. There's nothing more awkward than listening to loud bodily functions. Especially when you happen to know the other person.
Those were my favorites too. The cantalope one made me laugh so hard I cried... god.. I want to do that now..
11. Say, "Interesting, more sinkers than floaters." LMAO...Very funny...Remind me of the following sayings for going #2 1) Dropping the kids off at the pool... 2) Builing a Log Cabin...
ugh ... I regret that I must contribute to this thread because of a related story ... Two of my college buddies attended Med School at UTSA. Some previous dimwits there took a cadaver ... er ... organ ... to a public bathroom stall .... waited for a full house (I think the story was after a movie let out) ... started screaming and then rolled the thing out from under the stall door.
