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Washing hands

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    I don't understand how people can possibly use the restroom and just walk out without washing their hands. I saw some guy on campus today just grab a hold of the flush lever, pull down, and walk out. He'll probably then go on to high-five people and open doors and sh**. Absolutely disgusting; please wash yo hands!

    If i get sick or something from UH, I'm going to start sodomizing these people with a screw driver.


    Just kidding, I'll probably just make more annoying/rant threads.
     
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  3. Honey Bear

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    I cut myself when I was backpacking and had to urinate on my hand as a type of anti septic. It was probably a good 2 hours before I washed it off with anything. I've never spoken about it to the outside world until now.

    This is the story, of how boys become men. Cherish the splatter.
     
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  4. Cannonball

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    You know when I wash my hands? When I **** on them. And that only happens two, maybe three times a week tops.
     
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  5. DudeWah

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    Just because I think this needs more exposure...
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  6. macalu

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    it's the same two or three people at my job, it's repulsive. and it's not like you can't tell who it is. when you've been there awhile you recognize people's shoes. the ****ter is they know you know they were there. yet, they're totally apathetic to it.

    seriously, i know you just took a piss, touched the lever, pulled your dick back into your pants AND you still walk out without washing your hands?!
     
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  7. moestavern19

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    Slap the elephant's trunk much after that?
     
  8. Honey Bear

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    I had it slapped for me, as I always do. Cmon, you're talking to the chief.

    It's funny, I normally run my hands through my stallion like mane of a head every 20 minutes and probably doubled it up during those 2 hours.

    It's a natural anti bacterial.
     
  9. BrooksBall

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    These people must subscribe to the "God made dirt so dirt won't hurt" theory.
     
  10. Obito

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    *sigh*

    The Hangout has been so boring recently. No pun indented OP, it's been like this for days...
     
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  11. Sajan

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    people are nasty.

    worst is when u stand over at the urinal and u see pubic hair...long ones. :mad:
     
  12. BrooksBall

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    Like, OMG, do you shriek like a girl when you see that?

    Hairs in the bowl is no big deal and it is most certainly not worse than people touching their wangs and flushing then not washing their hands afterwards.
     
  13. DudeWah

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    After today I have learned that a huge peeve of mine is going into a restroom on a rainy day and not knowing whether what is on the floor/your shoes is rain or piss. Not to mention, it seems that your jeans touch the floor just a little bit more than usual on freaking rainy days. Man I hated today so much.
     
  14. Space Ghost

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    Whats more gross? People who touch their wang w/out washing or people touch their mouth/nose/ears w/out washing? Which ones is more likely to get you sick?

    I use toilet paper to flush the handle.
     
  15. Cannonball

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    I wash my dick. It's clean. Virtually everything I touch during the day has more germs on it than my dick. If anything, I should wash my hands before touching my dick, not after.



    *I do wash my hands.
     
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  16. paulftsk

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    You masturbate with hand sanitizer, huh? Or does Jose Calderon, with his clean stroke, do it for you? DOES THIS MEAN HIM AND BOSH ARE COMING TO HOUSTON?!



    See what I did there?
     
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  17. Invisible Fan

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    Highly recommended.

    It's the only way not to feel oh so dirty.
     
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    I take about 5 minutes washing my hands after I use mr. toilet, the hell with people in line waiting their turn. Don't forget to sing "row row row your boat.." at least 3 times when applying soap to your hands.

    When I'm alone, I wait an additional 5 minutes until someone from the outside opens the door since I don't wanna touch the door handle.
     
  20. moestavern19

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    The toilets are so disgusting at UH, I don't like touching anything at all, the flush handle is the worst.

    I never dump in public restrooms, just the thought of is awful to me.
     

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