"You be here 4 hour...You eat tooooo much...You eat like killa whale...Go home...Take shower...come back later!" My friend, Bubba Smith said it came from a SNL comedy and says it all too often to my chagrin at work...It's annoying me.
Actually I think it might be a Louie Anderson bit. This is what the owner of a chinese buffet says to him when he goes there and eats all the food. Pretty funny.
I agree with gr8-1. I think it was some other fat standup comedian. I saw his skit on HBO's Young Comedians Special a few years back. I remember him telling another funny joke about the airline losing his baggage. His response: "What am I supposed to do now? Go to the Gap and start stitching s*** together?!?!" His entire bit consisted of ragging on his own weight. Pretty funny stuff, though.
